I once knew a fellow from England whose first job was mining coal.
Naturally he got "Black Lung". His doctor told him to find a new job.
He did - his new job was working on a chicken farm.
Naturally he got "Chicken Handlers Disease" on top of his "Black Lung". His doctor told him that he should move to Canada (where the air was cleaner) and get a new job.
He did - his new job was working in a grain elevator.
Naturally he got "Grain Handlers Disease" on top of his "Chicken Handlers Disease" on top of his "Black Lung". His doctor told him to find a new job.
He did - his new job was working for Canada Car installing asbestos insulation in rail cars.
Naturally he got "Asbestosis" on top of his "Grain Handlers Disease" on top of his "Chicken Handlers Disease" on top of his "Black Lung".
Now THAT is what I call a run of bad luck.