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Why do lefties chew gum?

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EvMetro said:
Indeed. It is very distracting to look like a lefty. The difference between lefties and righties though, is that we choose thinking, while lefties choose chewing gum with their mouths open
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You really should try some Freshen Up gum. It squirts in your mouth!

AND..... it does a really AWESOME job of getting the tofu out from between your teeth!

I think I have some right here in my man-bag!
 
Captain America said:
You really should try some Freshen Up gum. It squirts in your mouth!

AND..... it does a really AWESOME job of getting the tofu out from between your teeth!

I think I have some right here in my man-bag!
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dude it's a "merse" don't confuse her she is already having trouble coping... :mrgreen:
 
_Sal said:
dude it's a "merse" don't confuse her she is already having trouble coping... :mrgreen:
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All apologies. Sometimes playing the role of a liberal gets me all tangled up.

I was like, "Man-purse?" "Man-bag?" "Fanny-pack?" WTF? I just picked one.

Maybe I should loosen up my man-bun a bit and let more blood circulate up there.
 
Captain America said:
All apologies. Sometimes playing the role of a liberal gets me all tangled up.

I was like, "Man-purse?" "Man-bag?" "Fanny-pack?" WTF? I just picked one.

Maybe I should loosen up my man-bun a bit and let more blood circulate up there.
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all this liberation and free expression stuff is confusing...it's hard to keep up

let your hair down for a bit...that man-bun is too tight

put your Birkenstocks on and break out some more tofu
 
Tigerace117 said:
Just like you've never answered my question. I guess that makes you a liberal.
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I have answered all your silly gotcha questions. Go ahead, ask me a question Tigger
 
Bucky said:
I have answered all your silly gotcha questions. Go ahead, ask me a question Tigger
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You want to put all the Muslims in camps. You think the police and the US in general hates African Americans. What happens when you run into a black Muslim? There's plenty out there. In the world according to Bucky are we supposed to pay them reparations or toss them in a prison camp?
 
Tigerace117 said:
You want to put all the Muslims in camps. You think the police and the US in general hates African Americans. What happens when you run into a black Muslim? There's plenty out there. In the world according to Bucky are we supposed to pay them reparations or toss them in a prison camp?
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I have answered your questions. All Muslim neighborhood need to be monitored asap. Any suspicious Muslims should be enclosed humanely in a highly monitored enclosed neighborhood.

It does not matter if the Muslim is white, black, hispanic, or asian. I won't discriminate based on race.
 
Bucky said:
I have answered your questions. All Muslim neighborhood need to be monitored asap. Any suspicious Muslims should be enclosed humanely in a highly monitored enclosed neighborhood.

It does not matter if the Muslim is white, black, hispanic, or asian. I won't discriminate based on race.
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So should we place "suspicious" African Americans in similar enclosures? "Suspicious" Caucasians? Etc...
 
EvMetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I have noticed that when I see adults chewing gum, there are enough clues that tell me that the person is obviously a lefty. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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What are these clues, that they can walk while doing it?
 
Tigerace117 said:
So should we place "suspicious" African Americans in similar enclosures? "Suspicious" Caucasians? Etc...
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If they are Muslim yes,

I'm not sure why you are confused.
 
EvMetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I have noticed that when I see adults chewing gum, there are enough clues that tell me that the person is obviously a lefty. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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Keeps the jaw muscles strong to chew up and spit out righties.
 
Bucky said:
If they are Muslim yes,

I'm not sure why you are confused.
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So only Muslims would be placed in these enclosures?

Despite the fact that the odds of you being killed by a extremist are about the same as you being crushed to death by furniture?

That's just sad.
 
Tigerace117 said:
So only Muslims would be placed in these enclosures?

Despite the fact that the odds of you being killed by a extremist are about the same as you being crushed to death by furniture?

That's just sad.
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Yes, because the Muslims are terrorists. Its not as if we have a problem with Christian terrorists or Jewish terrorists.
 
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