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Why do lefties chew gum?

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Threegoofs said:
The answer is blatantly obvious.

Conservatives chew gum and become reduced to a little pile of blabbering mush, since Conservatives cant think and chew gum at the same time.
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You just answered the biggest question that I have ever had about lefties, which is why on earth lefties don't ever seem to be thinking. We choose thinking over gum chewing, and lefties choose gum chewing over thinking. This is a coincidence, since the blank look on the face of gum chewer is one of the clues that I use to determine that the gum chewer is a lefty.
 
Moot said:
Frankly, I'm surprised that there were any righty's at a gym. All the righty's I know are big fatties and think exercise is a liberal conspiracy.
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Lol, I have actually had lefties at the gym where I work out come up to me and ask where to get a Trump T shirt. They have noticed that righties have a monopoly on all the ******s there that are worth grabbing, since women like big muscles and wealth.
 
JANFU said:
Being a middle ground type, I stick to beer.
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Or you could just chew Big League Chewing gum. It's a cross of chewing gum and chewing tobacco. Although I have a right wing friend who mixes Big League gum and Redman chewing tobacco together.
 
EvMetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I have noticed that when I see adults chewing gum, there are enough clues that tell me that the person is obviously a lefty. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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Perhaps to keep them from talking endlessly . :lol:
 
EvMetro said:
You just answered the biggest question that I have ever had about lefties, which is why on earth lefties don't ever seem to be thinking. We choose thinking over gum chewing, and lefties choose gum chewing over thinking. This is a coincidence, since the blank look on the face of gum chewer is one of the clues that I use to determine that the gum chewer is a lefty.
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You just admitted that you can't think and chew gum at the same time...
 
Because it's easier to walk when you are chewing it!:lamo
 
EvMetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I have noticed that when I see adults chewing gum, there are enough clues that tell me that the person is obviously a lefty. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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I like chewing gum because it tastes good, helps clear food debris in the mouth, freshens my breath, and supports progressive taxation.
 
poweRob said:
Or you could just chew Big League Chewing gum. It's a cross of chewing gum and chewing tobacco. Although I have a right wing friend who mixes Big League gum and Redman chewing tobacco together.
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Then I would have a problem walking, thinking and spewing. Not a pleasant sight
 
Why are social conservatives the biggest consumers of porn?
 
EvMetro said:
You pretty much have me figured out, I was indeed having fun. I was not aware that righties were into chewing tobacco, so I will have to ponder this.
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Just a pinch between the cheek and gum....

 
EvMetro said:
You just answered the biggest question that I have ever had about lefties, which is why on earth lefties don't ever seem to be thinking. We choose thinking over gum chewing, and lefties choose gum chewing over thinking. This is a coincidence, since the blank look on the face of gum chewer is one of the clues that I use to determine that the gum chewer is a lefty.
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Ah. So thinking and chewing at the same time IS difficult for you.

My hypothesis is proven!!
 
EvMetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I have noticed that when I see adults chewing gum, there are enough clues that tell me that the person is obviously a lefty. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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What the **** does a 'lefty' look like?

I don't know what 'lefties' look like or that they alone in all this world chew gum, what I do know is the alt right is "under educated" according to "I love the uneducated" Trump.

Now about your rampant bigotry...
 
ThoughtEx. said:
You just admitted that you can't think and chew gum at the same time...
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Indeed. It is very distracting to look like a lefty. The difference between lefties and righties though, is that we choose thinking, while lefties choose chewing gum with their mouths open
 
I chewed gun to stop smoking and find it helps relax me now.
 
EvMetro said:
I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I have noticed that when I see adults chewing gum, there are enough clues that tell me that the person is obviously a lefty. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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lol...I love gum

you never disappoint...what to do with all that hate in your heart, such a conundrum for you

it will be okay, hate comes from fear

chewing gum releases stress

you should try some, it will help your fear.
 
Fearandloathing said:
What the **** does a 'lefty' look like?

I don't know what 'lefties' look like or that they alone in all this world chew gum, what I do know is the alt right is "under educated" according to "I love the uneducated" Trump.

Now about your rampant bigotry...
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It's easy to spot a lefty!

They're the ones who can think, walk and chew gum all at the same time!
 
Bucky said:
I have learned EvMetro that liberals will never directly answer a question.
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Just like you've never answered my question. I guess that makes you a liberal.
 
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