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Mayor, others push back on proposed robot brothel in Houston

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HOUSTON (AP) — A so-called robot brothel a Canadian company said it wants to open in Houston is getting pushback from local officials and community groups, with the mayor saying the city is reviewing its ordinances to determine if they address public safety and health issues raised by the business.
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Want to **** a robot? Come to Houston. Who knows? But I like having sex with my wife. No gears or other machinery that might rip my dick off. LOL. But, seriously, sex with a freakin' robot? This is exactly the same as masturbation, and never forget, your hand doesn't cost you a dime. That means more money for beer.

https://apnews.com/8171bff07302452d...ush-back-on-proposed-robot-brothel-in-Houston
 
OldFatGuy said:
Handjelica does not come with stds. Robots can carry.
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I can just imagine a doctor telling their client they got an std, and the client looks at them bewilderedly, and asks how?

Did you have sexual or intimate contact with somebody?
No.
Did you use a used needle?
No.
Did you screw a robot.
Ahhhhh yes.
Bingo! You win the booby prize.
 
Who wants to sit on a couch for hours on end watching a bunch of burly men in tights and shoulder pads toss a ball back and forth?

To each his own...
 
Those Canadians have been making excellent robotic arms for more than 20 years:

300px-Canadarm_1_-_STS-72.webp
 
American said:
Are you implying that astronauts have stroked a few out using that arm?
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No, I think the implication is that Canadians would go to great lengths to invent something to get them a beer.
 
File all this away in the ‘society is doomed’ folder.
 
danarhea said:
Want to **** a robot? Come to Houston. Who knows? But I like having sex with my wife. No gears or other machinery that might rip my dick off. LOL. But, seriously, sex with a freakin' robot? This is exactly the same as masturbation, and never forget, your hand doesn't cost you a dime. That means more money for beer.

https://apnews.com/8171bff07302452d...ush-back-on-proposed-robot-brothel-in-Houston
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well you have folks who get off by dressing up in animal mascot costumes so....
 
OrphanSlug said:
File all this away in the ‘society is doomed’ folder.
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In the future...

"Why bother earning the approval of real women when you can **** a robot that looks and feels just like your favorite actress?"

The end of procreation. Maybe it'll all balance out with technology allowing people to live for centuries.
 
So much energy, brainpower, money and will just to create something new for guys can get their rocks off.


This is why.webp
 
AliHajiSheik said:
No, I think the implication is that Canadians would go to great lengths to invent something to get them a beer.
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So if a beer escaped out of the airlock, they could use the arm to retrieve it. Or maybe they could use the arm, while they're working outside, TO HOLD THEIR BEER! :lamo
 
danarhea said:
Want to **** a robot? Come to Houston. Who knows? But I like having sex with my wife. No gears or other machinery that might rip my dick off. LOL. But, seriously, sex with a freakin' robot? This is exactly the same as masturbation, and never forget, your hand doesn't cost you a dime. That means more money for beer.

https://apnews.com/8171bff07302452d...ush-back-on-proposed-robot-brothel-in-Houston
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Jeez, they wont let us have sex with a woman who wants to get paid. Now they wont let us have sex with robots? No wonder there is so much violence in the world.
 
I am reminded of the "robot arm" episode of Big Bang Theory.
It did not end well.

I would not mind giving it a try if the robot signed an NDA saying "she" would not accuse me of sexual misconduct 40 years later.
 
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holbritter said:
Ugh! Such a man thing to say. :2razz:
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Sailors are a breed apart.
Few possess any greater love and appreciation for women as sailors do.
Two months at sea, then only 5 days in port.

My longest time was 110 days at sea continuous.
Then Singapore....:mrgreen:

Great love no man hath for the fair sex than sailors.
 
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