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Mayor, others push back on proposed robot brothel in Houston

Sex robots are taking away jobs from Americans who want to be sex robots. We should tariff the robots that are coming from out of the country and apply a sin tax to the US robot sex industry as a whole.
 
danarhea said:
Want to **** a robot? Come to Houston. Who knows? But I like having sex with my wife. No gears or other machinery that might rip my dick off. LOL. But, seriously, sex with a freakin' robot? This is exactly the same as masturbation, and never forget, your hand doesn't cost you a dime. That means more money for beer.

https://apnews.com/8171bff07302452d...ush-back-on-proposed-robot-brothel-in-Houston
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I understand some of them look like children. Might be part of the push back.
 
PleasantValley said:
Sailors are a breed apart.
Few possess any greater love and appreciation for women as sailors do.
Two months at sea, then only 5 days in port.

My longest time was 110 days at sea continuous.
Then Singapore....:mrgreen:

Great love no man hath for the fair sex than sailors.
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Old joke for a old sailor.

Why does the Navy keep Marines on the ships? Because goats would be to obvious.
 
American said:
So if a beer escaped out of the airlock, they could use the arm to retrieve it. Or maybe they could use the arm, while they're working outside, TO HOLD THEIR BEER! :lamo
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If that is the limits of your imagination for the utility of the robotic arm, then go with it.
 
Blue_State said:
Old joke for a old sailor.

Why does the Navy keep Marines on the ships? Because goats would be to obvious.
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We could go on forever with Navy / Marine jokes.
I did not qualify to get into the Marines.
They found out my parents were married.
 
WCH said:
I understand some of them look like children. Might be part of the push back.
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There was a story of them being turned back at the Canadian border because they looked like children. I don't know how to feel about them but would look forward to a study showing the effect of the robots with pedophiles. Do they help or hurt?
 
Blue_State said:
There was a story of them being turned back at the Canadian border because they looked like children. I don't know how to feel about them but would look forward to a study showing the effect of the robots with pedophiles. Do they help or hurt?
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If it keeps them off real children, I'm all for it.
 
digsbe said:
I wonder if one would use lube or motor oil for such a deed.
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I imagine that the technician job pays well. Right? Machinist. Hygienist. Maybe a computer operator as well. Sounds like a great job and a terrible one at that.

Can we get Mike Rowe to do a Dirty Jobs on this?
 
I wonder where you have to swipe your credit card?
Three places come to mind.

I gotta stop, now. My mind is going places it should not.
 
American said:
Is there a better use, really?
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It could be used to pluck a rowdy fan from a stadium or shush someone talking in a movie theater. The possibilities are endless.
 
danarhea said:
Want to **** a robot? Come to Houston. Who knows? ..... LOL. But, seriously, sex with a freakin' robot? This is exactly the same as masturbation, and never forget, your hand doesn't cost you a dime. That means more money for beer.

https://apnews.com/8171bff07302452d...ush-back-on-proposed-robot-brothel-in-Houston
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If the goal is truly to open up a successful second location, Houston is NOT the place to do it. Houston has been putting pressure on 'adult' businesses for years, working to squeeze them out of the city. They've applied this pressure to other types of businesses as well, including liquor stores, cigar shops, etc. The city doesn't zone, but they'll regulate, permit, inspect, license, and fee businesses to death. Strip clubs, for example, are having a challenge, as there are virtually no locations that meet the distance requirements (1500 feet from any school, church, park, or other protected area). Many have died by a thousand bureaucratic cuts. This will eventually get slotted as a sexually oriented business making it very difficult for them to operate.

The strange part is, they could easily open in a Houston adjacent location, and there are lots of options with more libertarian views. Either smaller citiies, or unincorporated county wouldn't care -- there wouldn't be a whisper about it. This makes me wonder if the goal is more to drum up publicity and a taboo reputation than anything. They'll be in the news repeatedly, and may become 'The experience banned in Texas!'
 
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Now imagine the staff that have to clean these machines in between.... uses...

The world is so effed up.
 
WCH said:
If it keeps them off real children, I'm all for it.
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We agree....hang on, let me check the bottom of that deep hole....nope not frozen over. ;)

Seriously though, I'm with you, if it helps people deal with their problems without molesting children, it's a great thing.
 
JustHanging said:
We agree....hang on, let me check the bottom of that deep hole....nope not frozen over. ;)

Seriously though, I'm with you, if it helps people deal with their problems without molesting children, it's a great thing.
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As I understand, they can't be cured so, either this or hang um.
 
AliHajiSheik said:
No, I think the implication is that Canadians would go to great lengths to invent something to get them a beer.
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A real woman on her knees at crotch height with a flat head to rest a beer on is much better.
 
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