https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4qmTVwKvz8
I saw this tonight, and was kinda surprised are my "reaction" to it.
What is it about lots of leg, pleated skirts, & bobby sox, that ...... never mind.
I am now curious just how long this commercial airs before the feminists shut it down.
I am also curious how many liars will say they had no reaction to this.
OK, I can see there are a few that need me to DECODE this particular commercial for you and explain all the little innuendos placed in it.
Therefore, here it is. This commercial explained and decoded as I would in PERVERT 101 class.
Take notes. Those with a bad grade will be spanked by Rosie O'Donnell in coveralls. Those with a good grade will be spanked by Mila Kunis in a white office style top & pencil skirt.
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OK, here is the commercial DECODED in accordance with PERVERT 101 Common Standards and Practices.
1. It brings mature men back to their high school days and reminds them of all the sexy girls that are only memories now. They, themselves also get transported back to being teenagers again.
2. The girl's outfit is a sexual come on. When she lays on her bed with her leg crooked, showing lots of bare thigh, and the hem of the skirt is barely covering her ass, it brings out the bad boy in the viewer who wants to raise that hem, give that white cotton panty clad ass of hers a few spanks, a few good squeezes, and then start making out with her. REMEMBER, it brings the man back to his youth too.
3. The hot spicy chicken strips are phallic symbols in that she is excited to put something hot and spicy in her mouth and it gives her a new and previously unknown pleasure....and she also LIKES IT!
4. The Dad, is a symbol of old mores that are now being broken by this new spicy sauce on these new strangely cut pieces of chicken. He is also a symbol of parents during the 50's. THEN, once he samples this new and wonderful SINFULLY tasty treat, he has an overload of guilty pleasure and runs out of the room., because he like it too, but just handles it differently, and cannot let the girl see how much he likes this new guilty pleasure too.
5. The girl, dressed in 50's high school girl attire is a symbol of all the one's that got away. All the girls you wanted to "do", but did not, or could not. NOW...she is all laid out on a bed in an easily lifted short skirt for you to enjoy. Just like these new naughty chicken strips with spicy sauce are yours to enjoy. She is naughty and might need a spanking is why she is in that position on her bed with her ass up a bit and laying on her stomach. Naughtyness begats spankings. It is a rule.
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In the NON-PC 1950's women getting spanked were all over the TV and the movies. It was an excuse to grope and pet a woman's shapely hiney that was somewhat accepted at the time. In that day and age, that was how a lot of boys got to second base. That was also how a lot of boys got their noses broken for failing to "read" the mood. Drive-Ins can be quite dangerous if you are not careful.
White cotton panties were also the rule, as where full slips and garter belts and girdles. That slight glimpse of white cotton was the thrill of the day for a boy back then. This girl in the commercial teases you because you just know she has some white cotton right under that pleated skirt, just out of sight. It was a very naughty taboo to see them. Which made it all the more exciting.
Class dismissed.
Hey! Knock it off, back there, Johnny !!!!