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Your fav sayings, includes ones that you claim as your own

Three great forces rule the world:
Stupidity, Fear and Greed.

Albert Einstein
 
"I'll be too busy looking good." - Jim Kelly, Enter the Dragon.
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"Repetition is no fun but it's the reason we have won!"

"Take one day off and you know it. Take two days off and your opponent knows it. Take three days off and everyone knows it."

"Don't be sorry, be better!"
 
Take care of this place and this place will take care of you.
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Failure is, in effect, education.
 
From the Army
Look busy
Move like you have a purpose
NDHQ visit. We are here to help
 
JANFU said:
Your fav sayings, links if you have them, and includes ones that you claim as your own
Add your own.

Mine
3 things one notices when growing old (male perspective)

Winters get longer

Summers get shorter

Women get prettier

Jump in the waters warm
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Wait a second that was four Janfu...

Well in regards to things one notices when growing old (male) are:

one can no longer see their feet

men do become pregnant and grow breasts

peeing is like listening to Trump talk, it never ends

women get prettier but until they reach 60. then if they are Russian they look like Bigfoot

the Lord gave men Adam's apples to remind them when they transition they still need to put the toilet's seat down

madonna is not someone you hook up with

Melania Trump is really not that nice

growing a beard like Vance does not hide your lack of chin

Musk and Stephen Miller do not have Tourette's Syndrome, they are mentally ill

if you have to comb your hair over from one side and dye it the colour of urine you need to retire

wearing an oversize suit to hide small hands, a big stomach and 5 chins does not work

if you gave birth to idiot children look in the mirror

make sure the woman you finger consents

wearing a diaper does not contain the smell

no that is not your genius speaking its you passing gas

you will be most appreciated if you just hand out your inheritance and die quickly without noise
 
here are some of my favourite "Vance" sayings:

French people don't speak English
Greenland is white not green
I look this way due to transgenic research,
Hey get away from my wife she is not from Venezuela.
Ukrainians don't wear underwear.
Elon Musk is a genius, I should know.
Oopsy is this line not secure?
Is it me or does Ms. Gabbard look like Lily from the Munsters?
Peter Hegseth is a hunk have you seen his tatoos?
When I am President you will all be sorry especially Canada Geese.
I do not eat Danish Pastry but I will own them and sell them to others.
Chinese people look the same as people from Taiwan.
Melania Trump has a mustache but her son Baron Trump can't grow a mustache.
When I visited Germany to support a neo Nazi political party in the middle of a German election they got annoyed with me-go figure.
You will buy the F35 or you can not come play golf with Donald.
It takes forever to get served at Maya Largo-we deported everyone and Don Jr. takes forever on the orders.
 
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Mouth organ. No not that, a harmonica
 
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