Woman wheels dead man into bank in Brazil to try and get a loan

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Woman Arrested After Taking Corpse to Bank to Co-Sign Loan

In a scene straight out of “Weekend at Bernie’s,” a video shows the woman saying to the deceased: “Uncle, are you listening? You need to sign.”

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Disturbing video footage filmed by workers at the bank appears to show her repeatedly attempting to keep the body’s head upright and instructing him to hold a pen.

“Uncle, are you listening? You need to sign,” she can be heard saying to the corpse. “If you don’t sign it, there’s no way. I can’t sign for you.”

I don't think he can..

Someone should tell her Weekend at Bernies was just a movie.

 

[Mr Person]

Severe mental illness?

I mean, there's no way she could rationally conclude that this would help her get alone. She's even standing there telling the corpse she can't sign for him. So...what did she think was going to happen? The clerk was going to make an exception?

 

[BirdinHand]

I was just thinking Weekend at Bernies

 

[MamboDervish]

She thought he was just playing 'possum.

 

[Donatello]

Severe mental illness?

I mean, there's no way she could rationally conclude that this would help her get alone. She's even standing there telling the corpse she can't sign for him. So...what did she think was going to happen? The clerk was going to make an exception?

Only if the dead guy really was her husband. If he was just a body she'd found somewhere and it made her hatch a moneymaking scheme, I'd give hers points for imagination. I'd vote totally nuts for sure, if it was her husband.

 

[Daisy]

 

[MamboDervish]

Anything to get in the spirit. Or is it spirits?

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