Glen Campbell Lyrics - Merle Travis Music
"Kentucky Means Paradise"
You take a K and a E N and a T U and a C K Y
And that spells KENTUCKY and it means paradise
You take a chicken and you kill it and you put it in the skillet
And you fry up a golden brown
That's southern cookin' and that's mighty nice
It don't cover lot when you look on a map
But I once studied geography when I sat in my mama's lap
You take a K and a E N and a T U and a C K Y
And that spells KENTUCKY and it means paradise
Covered by Ricky Nelson, Sonny Boy Williams, Greg Allman, Dr. John, Dolly Parton, Walter "Wolfman" Washington, Keb Mo, Mike Smith, Honey Redna (Muddy Waters daughter), Dan Hicks, Rory Block, Doc Watson, The Earls of Leicester (not recorded), among many others.
Glen and Merle were drunk together one of many nights, is a bar somewhere in middle America, while touring. They discussed opening a "chicken joint" and settling down. Wrote the song as jingle for their chicken shack that never was. So goes the tale?

Guy Clark said he would play the 45 regularly, to prove to himself that he hadn't written the most stupid of songs a man could write. He'd laugh and play "The Frog That Ate Austin." He claimed he wrote that, but he really stole it from Jimmie Dale Gilmore who claimed he wrote it, but who stole it Butch Hachette. Butch wrote some, many far more stupid songs, and was proud of doing so. Kinky Freedman covered a few of Butch's songs. Never forgave himself.
Took me awhile, but I found the lyrics which sounded familiar, in one of my cheat books, then it all fell into place. One of those songs I couldn't bring myself to play, tho I've played worse.