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Weirdest dream last night

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Okay, in my dream:

The setting was the 70's. By dress, decor and the fact that everyone was smoking. I was really old, balding... I looked just like an overweight Don Rickles of last year not of the 70's. I was having hard time breathing due to being very unhealthy. I was at a hotel investigating some noise. Like crap being thrown about in room down the way. So I walk down the outside hall where each room had a large picture window to look through. I looked into where the room where the noise was coming from and this room was a mess. Standing in that mess was Rodney Dangerfield tossing things everywhere. Then he tuned and saw me and got furious. He picked up a heavy glass ashtray and threw it crashing through the window at me. I started to run but because I was fat, unhealthy and had a hard time breathing I wasn't going very fast and Dangerfield was closing in on me slinging glass ash trays. I do recall the ash trays having a logo on the bottom of it but I don't recall clarifying what the logo was. It was just a black logo.

That's about it. Woke up before he caught up. Full disclosure, I had just watched a Rodney Dangerfield clip on youtube before I went to bed. Don't know how looking like an overweight Don Rickles worked itself into the dream though.
 
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I had a dream last night about a very good friend of mine from Prague made another erotic video...after years of not making them...and I was pissed off because she didn't tell me about it and give me a link to download it.

The dream was so real that, when I woke up, I immediately got online and did a search for it. It's not there. Damn...it's just a dream.

LOL!!
 
Nothin' like real life, huh...ya got a full head of hair, you're young, buff, and buck! Only in your dreams...;) :mrgreen:
 
I had a crazy dream the other night.I went out on a date with a beautiful female coroner.We had a great time.dinner,movie then went back to my place.She brought her bag of tools in.
She said get undressed and get in bed.She tied me up.She gave me a hand job and an enema.Before I could catch my breath she chloroformed me.Then she went to work.
Complete autopsy.She untied me and sprinkled dog hairs all over me.When the cops came and filled out their report they said man killed after having sex with a werewolf.
 
Damn man, change the bong water every so often. That crusted up **** sitting at the bottom of the bowl is not your friend!!!!
 
I used to have dreams where I was trying to fight something I had to fight....but couldn't work out how to go about moving my arms properly. Other times, where I wanted to run but I had socks on and couldn't actually move at running speed. That seems to have changed more recently into dreams where I need to say something but don't seem to be able to speak at volume, so have to breath really hard as I'm loud-whispering whatever it is.

Quite annoying.




I wonder what it is I think I'm failing at. Convincing someone on DP to change their mind, perhaps? Fortunately I haven't had any DP dreams. Then I would worry.
 
OrphanSlug said:
Damn man, change the bong water every so often. That crusted up **** sitting at the bottom of the bowl is not your friend!!!!
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Rodney Dangerfield is not in his bong, as much as he might have liked to have been.
 
Mr Person said:
I used to have dreams where I was trying to fight something I had to fight....but couldn't work out how to go about moving my arms properly. Other times, where I wanted to run but I had socks on and couldn't actually move at running speed. That seems to have changed more recently into dreams where I need to say something but don't seem to be able to speak at volume, so have to breath really hard as I'm loud-whispering whatever it is.

Quite annoying.




I wonder what it is I think I'm failing at. Convincing someone on DP to change their mind, perhaps? Fortunately I haven't had any DP dreams. Then I would worry.
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I tend to have dreams of getting shot in the gut when I am sleeping and I have a stomach cramp of some kind. Then when I get up I drink a coffee and clear up the issue within 15 minutes on the porcelain throne.
 
In last night's dream I was out on a jaunt with an older acquaintance. She was in front of me. It finally dawned on me that I was seeing an awful lot of her butt cheeks. It shocked me that she would have chosen to wear a thong, but "more power to her", right? THEN I realized she was naked. Then SHE realized she was naked and she started freaking out. But I told her not to worry because it happens to me all the time and no one else seems to worry about it.
 
I havent seen dreams in years... maybe because Im growing old, I dunno.

Back in my teen days my dreams usually came true down the line. Crazy.
 
Amelia said:
In last night's dream I was out on a jaunt with an older acquaintance. She was in front of me. It finally dawned on me that I was seeing an awful lot of her butt cheeks. It shocked me that she would have chosen to wear a thong, but "more power to her", right? THEN I realized she was naked. Then SHE realized she was naked and she started freaking out. But I told her not to worry because it happens to me all the time and no one else seems to worry about it.
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hilarious. Naked dreams in public are quite common dreams. I had dreams like that of course about going to school naked back in high school many many moons ago. And of course the obligatory school dream of showing up to class and "There's a test today?" that I knew nothing about nor had studied for.

I grew up in South Georgia but I was born in Ohio and went to first grade there. I recall weekly tornado drills at school that triggered me having reoccurring tornado nightmares for several years.
 
poweRob said:
Okay, in my dream:

The setting was the 70's. By dress, decor and the fact that everyone was smoking. I was really old, balding... I looked just like an overweight Don Rickles of last year not of the 70's. I was having hard time breathing due to being very unhealthy. I was at a hotel investigating some noise. Like crap being thrown about in room down the way. So I walk down the outside hall where each room had a large picture window to look through. I looked into where the room where the noise was coming from and this room was a mess. Standing in that mess was Rodney Dangerfield tossing things everywhere. Then he tuned and saw me and got furious. He picked up a heavy glass ashtray and threw it crashing through the window at me. I started to run but because I was fat, unhealthy and had a hard time breathing I wasn't going very fast and Dangerfield was closing in on me slinging glass ash trays. I do recall the ash trays having a logo on the bottom of it but I don't recall clarifying what the logo was. It was just a black logo.

That's about it. Woke up before he caught up. Full disclosure, I had just watched a Rodney Dangerfield clip on youtube before I went to bed. Don't know how looking like an overweight Don Rickles worked itself into the dream though.
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That's a pretty strange dream, with a lot of minor details that most people wouldn't remember when they woke. That is, if they could remember any part of the dream. I had an odd dream at least a year ago, where I walked into a 2 story, vacant building of some sort, walked up the stairs to the 2nd floor, only to notice the 2nd floor was flooded and under roughly knee-high water. That makes no sense, considering it was the upper floor that was flooded, but no water on the first floor, and no water rushing down the stairs!
 
ModerationNow! said:
That's a pretty strange dream, with a lot of minor details that most people wouldn't remember when they woke. That is, if they could remember any part of the dream. I had an odd dream at least a year ago, where I walked into a 2 story, vacant building of some sort, walked up the stairs to the 2nd floor, only to notice the 2nd floor was flooded and under roughly knee-high water. That makes no sense, considering it was the upper floor that was flooded, but no water on the first floor, and no water rushing down the stairs!
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I have had some dreams through my life that I remember the details. I had flood dreams as a kid but I liked them. I was able to breath underwater and sharks would be swimming through the house but I had safe zones that I'd swim to that they couldn't get me. I also had tornado dreams but those were definitely scary dreams. Some of those I can remember good details.
 
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