medi
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I don't know about anyone reading this, but I know I have been getting burned by one conspiracy after another. And I don't think it will come to a conclusion. But forget the "conclusion" for now and let us look at the first conspiracy.
I am rather sure that being conceived and then being born was not any sort of conspiracy, because a conspiracy requires a result that is a disadvantage to yourself.
Okay, so I'm a baby - - - very cool. Wonderful life right then. Got all five fingers on two hands and toes add up on two feet - - - all is fine up to now - - - seems I can properly announce time to eat - - - crying. All is grand. But BAM - - - suddenly I am hit with the first conspiracy.
Now at the time that first conspiracy happened, I wasn't aware of it. I found out about it later. Well, after I was hit with more conspiracies. But that first one - - - GROW UP! WHAT? Grow up? Why? Everything is just dandy as it is. Nice, safe crib. Easy to consume necessary nourishment; called baby food, of course. The toilet situation is handled by my servants, called parents - - - I am in one dandy world - - - AND I am expected to “grow up” to leave this dandy world. What a dastardly burden to place upon a perfectly happy baby - - - GROW UP.
But the situation simply continued to get worse - - - one conspiracy after another - - - just piling up.
Now you may not believe this, but after the first big one "GROW UP" I was hit with "WALK"!! Now what in the world would I want to walk for? All my necessities for happiness are brought to me by my two servants.
And the cleverness of that second conspiracy was amazing - - - they would put me in this awful thing and have me do this weird thing called sitting at a table. Even that was done in clever steps - - - first a little table attached to my "SEAT" - - - and then it was a bigger table. The food started changing, too. Getting a little harder to eat. And it was all leading up to that #2 - - - walking.
Now if you hadn't experienced the third conspiracy yourselves, you'd probably not believe it - - - using a thing they called a TOILET!!! I mean, seriously, why? Those things I now know are called diapers were just fine.
Actually, numbers two and three are more like sub-conspiracies; as they fit into that number one main one they called "growing up".
I better pause at this point because I am making myself very gloomy reflecting upon this; and realizing the conspiracy list I have to place before y’all is so long. One conspiracy after another. But more on that later. Maybe you’ll have thoughts about this. As I know all of you were instantly adults and didn’t have to go through the terrible ordeal I went through. I envy you.
But wait, - - - you didn’t do what I explained above to any human, did you? You aren’t part of a bigger conspiracy, are you? I can trust you?
I am rather sure that being conceived and then being born was not any sort of conspiracy, because a conspiracy requires a result that is a disadvantage to yourself.
Okay, so I'm a baby - - - very cool. Wonderful life right then. Got all five fingers on two hands and toes add up on two feet - - - all is fine up to now - - - seems I can properly announce time to eat - - - crying. All is grand. But BAM - - - suddenly I am hit with the first conspiracy.
Now at the time that first conspiracy happened, I wasn't aware of it. I found out about it later. Well, after I was hit with more conspiracies. But that first one - - - GROW UP! WHAT? Grow up? Why? Everything is just dandy as it is. Nice, safe crib. Easy to consume necessary nourishment; called baby food, of course. The toilet situation is handled by my servants, called parents - - - I am in one dandy world - - - AND I am expected to “grow up” to leave this dandy world. What a dastardly burden to place upon a perfectly happy baby - - - GROW UP.
But the situation simply continued to get worse - - - one conspiracy after another - - - just piling up.
Now you may not believe this, but after the first big one "GROW UP" I was hit with "WALK"!! Now what in the world would I want to walk for? All my necessities for happiness are brought to me by my two servants.
And the cleverness of that second conspiracy was amazing - - - they would put me in this awful thing and have me do this weird thing called sitting at a table. Even that was done in clever steps - - - first a little table attached to my "SEAT" - - - and then it was a bigger table. The food started changing, too. Getting a little harder to eat. And it was all leading up to that #2 - - - walking.
Now if you hadn't experienced the third conspiracy yourselves, you'd probably not believe it - - - using a thing they called a TOILET!!! I mean, seriously, why? Those things I now know are called diapers were just fine.
Actually, numbers two and three are more like sub-conspiracies; as they fit into that number one main one they called "growing up".
I better pause at this point because I am making myself very gloomy reflecting upon this; and realizing the conspiracy list I have to place before y’all is so long. One conspiracy after another. But more on that later. Maybe you’ll have thoughts about this. As I know all of you were instantly adults and didn’t have to go through the terrible ordeal I went through. I envy you.
But wait, - - - you didn’t do what I explained above to any human, did you? You aren’t part of a bigger conspiracy, are you? I can trust you?