Thanks and Welcome to Ashes

[NewfieMom]

You hide behind those sweet little kittens, @Bum, but I have seen the real you. You can't fool me anymore. I have seen you handling ruffians...and sometimes even members who weren't all that rough, but just stepped out of line.

 

[ASHES]

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

 

[Bum]

You hide behind those sweet little kittens, @Bum, but I have seen the real you. You can't fool me anymore. I have seen you handling ruffians...and sometimes even members who weren't all that rough, but just stepped out of line.

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

In any other environment it would be considered a "multiple personality disorder" and a stay in a private padded room.

 

[Old 'N Chill]

Have fun ASHES, thanks for all you do here.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Bartender? That pothead doesn't even drink!

Have you never heard of a budtender?

Good God. You live in Canada after all.

We may need a budtender!

I personally have some smacking distillate recipes i could share.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Ashes is extraordinary.


And that is that.

 

[ASHES]

Ashes is extraordinary.


And that is that.

I do my best. That is all we can do. Everyone that supports me in that goal is also a wonderful person.

 

[Rogue Valley]

Congrats @ASHES

 

[trixare4kids]

@ASHES has decided to step down as a DM and step up as a Bartender.

Thank you for your contributions as a DM and I'm sure @NewfieMom welcomes your assistance with bartender duties. As the new guy (again), you are responsible for taking out the trash, washing all the glasses at the end of the night and cleaning the toilets (and not in that order).

Please welcome our newest Bartender!

I just wanted to say that so far, @ASHES, head bartender, is doing a great job serving up some laughs and sage remarks.
Does our new head bartender have a tip jar?

 

[ASHES]

I just wanted to say that so far, @ASHES, head bartender, is doing a great job serving up some laughs and sage remarks.
Does our new head bartender have a tip jar?

No, you give me too much credit. I am the junior. The Diane to our Sam. And she is why we still have a functional Tavern imo. But I thank you for your confidence in my abilities.

 

[NewfieMom]

No, you give me too much credit. I am the junior. The Diane to our Sam. And she is why we still have a functional Tavern imo. But I thank you for your confidence in my abilities.

I am glad you recognize the hierarchy in the bar, @ASHES. I expect you to be the one to go out in the winter and chase the smokers away from the door. @Slartibartfast rtibartfast{USER=944] and@Middleground[/USER] always made me do it!

 

[ASHES]

I am glad you recognize the hierarchy in the bar, @ASHES. I expect you to be the one to go out in the winter and chase the smokers away from the door. @Slartibarftast and @Middleground always made me do it!

You're a slavedriver.

 

[SkyFox76]

I do my best. That is all we can do. Everyone that supports me in that goal is also a wonderful person.

I'm hardly ever around anymore, but congratulations on your new title.

 

[Serenity]

I'm hardly ever around anymore, but congratulations on your new title.

Welcome back, it's always good to see people popping back in.

 

[ASHES]

I'm hardly ever around anymore, but congratulations on your new title.

I was about to send out the search parties. Glad you are still popping in.

 

[Juin]

All hail to @ASHES!

Turn me into @ASHES !

 

[Juin]

Bartender? That pothead doesn't even drink!

Works for me. Over a decade and a half ago I turned my kegs of booze into @ASHES and became a teetotaler

 

[Juin]

I've never visited The Tavern. Now I definitely will. @ASHES is bringing in new patrons already!

I stay away from taverns . If I step into a tarven only my @ASHES will be taken out

 

[Allan]

I stay away from taverns . If I step into a tarven only my @ASHES will be taken out

The last tavern I was visited was in Chelsea. And not a tourist pub but a nice little neighborhood place with friendly service and patrons.

 

[Juin]

Here you go. It's on the house in honor of ASHES' new job.

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Yummy . I am already turning into @ASHES .

 

[ASHES]

Yummy . I am already turning into @ASHES .

By now you're less than a soot scorch mark on the ground. Chinup old chap.

 

[Juin]

By now you're less than a soot scorch mark on the ground. Chinup old chap.

Behold the Golden @ASHES ! The tarven has never glittered like this before May your tenure be a pleasant one

 

[NewfieMom]

I am going to be starting a new thread. I would like to see a new cocktail invented for the Tavern in honor of ASHES' having joined me behind the bar.

There are only two rules:

1-No one can put ashes of any kind into the drink.
2-The drink must be named, "The Blossom". (This is in honor of ASHES' beautiful dog, whom I am sure he will have in the bar regularly.)

You do not need to post a picture of the cocktail you invent, but a picture is guaranteed to grab attention. I will need a couple of volunteers (two or three) to be cocktail judges.

NewfieMom

 

[Juin]

I am going to be starting a new thread. I would like to see a new cocktail invented for the Tavern in honor of ASHES' having joined me behind the bar.

There are only two rules:

1-No one can put ashes of any kind into the drink.
2-The drink must be named, "The Blossom". (This is in honor of ASHES' beautiful dog, whom I am sure he will have in the bar regularly.)

You do not need to post a picture of the cocktail you invent, but a picture is guaranteed to grab attention. I will need a couple of volunteers (two or three) to be cocktail judges.

NewfieMom

Blossom the Bouncer stands ready to check patrons for traces of contraband ashes at the tavern entrance. There is only one authorized @ASHES , he will be behind the bar.

 

[ASHES]

I am both enthralled and horrified by the possibilities.