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If I watch a football game, I usually watch online and click over to other screens after each play. Over time, I developed a nice pattern and noticed that for each play I spent about 8 seconds watching the game and at least 30 seconds on another screen. And, when there was a commercial break, that surfing time would grow to two or three minutes.
Then, something happened. I watched an Auburn game. Suddenly, I had almost no time to flip screens when the Tigers had the ball. Why? "No huddle" offense. That helped, but, of course, it did nothing for all the other stupid long breaks in the games; ungodly long breaks after touchdowns, turnovers, change of possession, field goals, kick-offs, injuries, etc.
How about we speed this puppy up? Here are some of my ideas:
1. 10 second play clock instead of 45 between plays.
2. No commercial break after a TD/Extra point; go straight to the Kick-off.
3. Fewer commercials (someone suggested doubling the price of each commercial and cutting the number of them in half. I say jack up the price 10-fold and cut the number of them by 90%)
4. Motorcycle ambulances to cart the injured off the field---like in "Rollerball."
5. No timeouts to "freeze" the kicker before field goals.
6. Fewer timeouts: one per half per team
7. Automatic play review in real time, do away with challenges--what a farce those are anyway.
8. Do away with nickel defenses, signaling, substitutions, etc--the 10-sec play clock should help with that.
9. No break after fumble recoveries or interceptions. The Defense has to play offense and vice versa.
10. Do away with halftime. Give them a water break, 10-minute breather tops.
Then, something happened. I watched an Auburn game. Suddenly, I had almost no time to flip screens when the Tigers had the ball. Why? "No huddle" offense. That helped, but, of course, it did nothing for all the other stupid long breaks in the games; ungodly long breaks after touchdowns, turnovers, change of possession, field goals, kick-offs, injuries, etc.
How about we speed this puppy up? Here are some of my ideas:
1. 10 second play clock instead of 45 between plays.
2. No commercial break after a TD/Extra point; go straight to the Kick-off.
3. Fewer commercials (someone suggested doubling the price of each commercial and cutting the number of them in half. I say jack up the price 10-fold and cut the number of them by 90%)
4. Motorcycle ambulances to cart the injured off the field---like in "Rollerball."
5. No timeouts to "freeze" the kicker before field goals.
6. Fewer timeouts: one per half per team
7. Automatic play review in real time, do away with challenges--what a farce those are anyway.
8. Do away with nickel defenses, signaling, substitutions, etc--the 10-sec play clock should help with that.
9. No break after fumble recoveries or interceptions. The Defense has to play offense and vice versa.
10. Do away with halftime. Give them a water break, 10-minute breather tops.