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Python Bites Man's Penis While He Goes To Bathroom
Python Bites Man's Penis While He Goes To Bathroom | FOX Sports
Python Bites Man's Penis While He Goes To Bathroom | FOX Sports
The story is weird, freakish, but in the sports section??I still look for snakes every time I go to the bathroom. Hell, my mom has me so terrified of snakes that I won't even go walk in high grass if I lose a golf ball. I totally expect to get bitten every time I go on a hike outside. I've only seen one snake in the wild in the last ten years and I nearly fainted. Basically, me and snakes aren't friends.
So you can imagine my horror when I get on Twitter this morning and see that a man in Thailand got attacked by a python while he was using the bathroom. Where does this penis attack news come from? CBS, the Tiffany network of Walter Cronkite. (I love how many of you see a snake biting a man's penis and immediately think, "Gotta make sure Clay see this.")