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Masturbation is homosexuality.

Sampson Simpson said:
THese people are completely nuts. Yeah, don't have sex, don't masturbate, become a pscyhopath sexual deviant. We see how well that works for catholic priests

Why do these religious nuts try to demonize sex, the very thing that gives us life. Why would god make an orgasm feels so good only to tell us we can't have sex? Why would the result of having sex make people feel so good if it was bad? Why make such a strong biological urges to desire sex if its was so long?

People who believe sex is so bad and demonize it, including masturbation, worship an evil, POS god
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Not only that but they're the ones who start all those holy wars, race wars, cultural wars, and naturally they always seek out some nice sympathetic financiers and hook them up with their holy men to fatten the purse.

Religion and business, religion and the military, religion and politics, seems like religion doesn't play very well with others.
 
Sampson Simpson said:
THese people are completely nuts. Yeah, don't have sex, don't masturbate, become a pscyhopath sexual deviant. We see how well that works for catholic priests

Why do these religious nuts try to demonize sex, the very thing that gives us life. Why would god make an orgasm feels so good only to tell us we can't have sex? Why would the result of having sex make people feel so good if it was bad? Why make such a strong biological urges to desire sex if its was so long?

People who believe sex is so bad and demonize it, including masturbation, worship an evil, POS god
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Nothing in life can be good.

Makes it too hard to sell the afterlife if life is good.
 
A bunch of right-wing geeks that like to pretend their hand is Miley Cyrus' v'jahjah would disagree with this.
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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It's ok. I only do it whenever I can't find any nice girls for free, when i don't have any money. plus, i also have a "work ethic from the Age of Iron".
 
AtlantaAdonis said:
A bunch of right-wing geeks that like to pretend their hand is Miley Cyrus' v'jahjah would disagree with this.
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I prefer to think of her butt.
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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Betcha he dresses in the dark and uses a glove to hold his own Johnson when he pees.
 
Risky Thicket said:
Betcha he dresses in the dark and uses a glove to hold his own Johnson when he pees.
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And gets off on it.

That's the sickest thing, chasing the buzz of denying yourself forbidden fruit.

Religion really is the first place folks realized they could exploit the neurochemistry of others.

That's not what they called it, had no inkling of the mechanism.

But it was absolutely manipulation. Possibly well intentioned. Surely in some cases.

Music gets you high on brain drugs. Ritual gets you high on brain drugs. Feeling superior gets you high on brain drugs. Finding relief from fear of death gives you brain drugs.

And denying yourself pleasures in the name of the afterlife, exposing yourself to the temptation then exercising your will to deny them in the name of your immortal soul? Really sick perversion. The neurochemical equivalent of autoerotic asphyxiation.

I could go on.

There is great spirituality in the world.

I consider it a wonder beyond our ken.

Religion? Not so much.
 
Risky Thicket said:
Betcha he dresses in the dark and uses a glove to hold his own Johnson when he pees.
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I betcha he wishes he had Pat Robertson's audience so he could get even richer from this piece of theater.
Today Robertson said that he's being "dominated by homosexuals".
It almost sounds like a gay Tinder ad (what's it called, "Grindr?") but he's really trying to claim that some giant "ge-hey steamroller" is destroying good righteous people and that the ge-heys are an evil cabal who want to wipe out the human race.

gaysteamroller.webp
 
What if...? said:
Music gets you high on brain drugs. Ritual gets you high on brain drugs. Feeling superior gets you high on brain drugs. Finding relief from fear of death gives you brain drugs.
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Sex gets you high on brain drugs, maybe the very best ones, in fact.
Sex is the best religion there is.

The churchies are pissed off because if everyone just practiced sex a lot to have their good brain drugs, the money stream would dry up.
Plus, a lot of other important exploitation money streams would dry up, too...people would be too busy boinking and glowing.

The goddam dirty hippies were right.
 
Sampson Simpson said:
THese people are completely nuts. Yeah, don't have sex, don't masturbate, become a pscyhopath sexual deviant. We see how well that works for catholic priests

Why do these religious nuts try to demonize sex, the very thing that gives us life. Why would god make an orgasm feels so good only to tell us we can't have sex? Why would the result of having sex make people feel so good if it was bad? Why make such a strong biological urges to desire sex if its was so long?

People who believe sex is so bad and demonize it, including masturbation, worship an evil, POS god
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What Bible passage forbids it?
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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When I date my right hand I have to wear a glove on my left hand so it can't see that I'm cheating.
 
 
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TheGoverness said:
The mind of crazy religious nut-bags is an enigma to me. I don't understand being so religious to the point where you don't do anything remotely pleasurable.
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It's ultimately a small person's attempts to be big. At best, they project their own flaws and problems onto others & judge them for it, or indoctrinated & mentally scarred by exposure to other zealots. At worst, they're genuinely evil people who don't believe a word they say & only do it for power and control.
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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OK, I just HAD to click on this. Good one, Governess.

Rewind to the 1890's.
The guy who invented Graham crackers said the same thing.
Not only that, it will make you blind, destroy your home, and ruin your health.

Evidently that guy and this guy never had a case of the blue balls.
(an apology for my crudeness)
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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Much of this bible thumper crap about sex is creating a disgust reaction for something a person likes it's how you program people.
 
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