Man eats 39 coins and 37 magnets because zinc helps bodybuilding..

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’: report

The patient, who was not publicly named, believed he could absorb zinc from the 39 coins he ate — and thought eating the magnets would aid the process.

nypost.com

Suppose he never heard about the horror stories of kids swallowing magnets?

Doctors learned the extent of what he had done when he arrived at the emergency room with complaints of vomiting and abdominal pain that had gone on for more than 20 days.

Well that's just the zinc doing its thing!
Sounds like he needs to work on brain building.

 

[Helix]

If you believed that, wouldn't you just, like, you know, take zinc pills?

Zinc Pills: Uses & Side Effects

Zinc pills are a supplement that contains zinc. This nutrient is present in your body to help your immune system and metabolism function.

my.clevelandclinic.org

Or maybe :

Zinc Lozenge Supplements: Uses & Side Effects

Zinc lozenge supplements claim to treat the symptoms of a cold. Zinc is a mineral in your body that helps your immune system and metabolism.

my.clevelandclinic.org

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

If you believed that, wouldn't you just, like, you know, take zinc pills?

Zinc Pills: Uses & Side Effects

Zinc pills are a supplement that contains zinc. This nutrient is present in your body to help your immune system and metabolism function.

my.clevelandclinic.org

Or maybe :

Zinc Lozenge Supplements: Uses & Side Effects

Zinc lozenge supplements claim to treat the symptoms of a cold. Zinc is a mineral in your body that helps your immune system and metabolism.

my.clevelandclinic.org

But the coins probably cost less and he'll get a full 'refund', making it free!

 

[The Hairy Fiddler]

Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’: report

The patient, who was not publicly named, believed he could absorb zinc from the 39 coins he ate — and thought eating the magnets would aid the process.

nypost.com

Suppose he never heard about the horror stories of kids swallowing magnets?


Well that's just the zinc doing its thing!
Sounds like he needs to work on brain building.

This is a Trump trick. Kind of like injecting bleach to fight Covid.

 

[Jessie C]

Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’: report

The patient, who was not publicly named, believed he could absorb zinc from the 39 coins he ate — and thought eating the magnets would aid the process.

nypost.com

Suppose he never heard about the horror stories of kids swallowing magnets?


Well that's just the zinc doing its thing!
Sounds like he needs to work on brain building.

Wow. So the magnets were supposed to pull the zinc from the coins and convert it into a super-mineral supplement? OK, then.....

 

[Grand Mal]

Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’: report

The patient, who was not publicly named, believed he could absorb zinc from the 39 coins he ate — and thought eating the magnets would aid the process.

nypost.com

Suppose he never heard about the horror stories of kids swallowing magnets?


Well that's just the zinc doing its thing!
Sounds like he needs to work on brain building.

Get him flame-cutting or welding galvanized steel without a respirator.
Zinc poisoning is such fun...

 

[Grand Mal]

Wow. So the magnets were supposed to pull the zinc from the coins and convert it into a super-mineral supplement? OK, then.....

Maybe some 10 year old could explain to him that magnets only work on ferrous metals, metal with iron in it.

 

[phoenix2020]

If he has taken a Covid vaccine and managed to stay dry, he could have achieved fully body magnetism easily and effectively.

 

[Slartibartfast]

domo arigato

 

[Jessie C]

Maybe some 10 year old could explain to him that magnets only work on ferrous metals, metal with iron in it.

What do you mean, zinc isn't magnetic???

domo arigato

domo arigato

OMG! Styx was one of my fav bands in the 70's!

 

[natman]

Man eats 39 coins​

His therapist told him not to fear change.

 

[Jessie C]

Man eats 39 coins​

His therapist told him not to fear change.

OK...that's funny!

 

[Mr Person]

Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’: report

The patient, who was not publicly named, believed he could absorb zinc from the 39 coins he ate — and thought eating the magnets would aid the process.

nypost.com

Suppose he never heard about the horror stories of kids swallowing magnets?


Well that's just the zinc doing its thing!
Sounds like he needs to work on brain building.

If you believed that, wouldn't you just, like, you know, take zinc pills?

Zinc Pills: Uses & Side Effects

Zinc pills are a supplement that contains zinc. This nutrient is present in your body to help your immune system and metabolism function.

my.clevelandclinic.org

Or maybe :

Zinc Lozenge Supplements: Uses & Side Effects

Zinc lozenge supplements claim to treat the symptoms of a cold. Zinc is a mineral in your body that helps your immune system and metabolism.

my.clevelandclinic.org

Dumbasses gonna dumbass. I'm just surprised he wasn't wearing a MAGA cap.


He got one thing one hundreth right, though:

When zinc-containing coins are ingested, the acidic fluids in the stomach can cause “zinc to leach from the coins,” which could lead to stomach pains, diarrhea and vomiting.
-Article

 

[Helix]

Dumbasses gonna dumbass. I'm just surprised he wasn't wearing a MAGA cap.


He got one thing one hundreth right, though:

That's definitely doing it the hard way.

 

[Lisa]

Man eats 39 coins​

His therapist told him not to fear change.

(rim-shot)