No...no, its just not radical and hurt feelings soothing enough....we have to take giant steps here.
That's it!!!
Everyone gets their own calendar!
STOP THE PRESSES!!
Soylent.....sit down and take a deep breath.....We can fix this for you; No more will you spend sleepless nights worrying about time management in nations that have no impact on you.
I present to you....the "Do it yourself" Calendar!!! Why should you continue to feel insecure about other nations calendars?? Well, NO MORE!!
You can now control your own destiny: ( drum roll please) Ta-dah!
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No more "offensive" or archaic dating systems for you, My friend.....who needs B.C. and A.D. when you can use your very own Superior dating system!
Be the envy of all the Nations when you show the whole world your B.S. (
Before
Soylent) and A.S.S. (
After
Soylent
Suggestion) dating system!!
No more pesky theological references to harsh your joy; you can even name the days of the weeks and the months to suite your life style!!
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