BirdinHand
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Well, he did unilaterally decide to bomb Iran 

If you’re not sure this is a threat then nothing could convince you.View attachment 67579155
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Iranian fundraiser collects $40 million for Trump assassination
A website is offering millions of dollars for the assassination of President Donald Trump after an Iranian cleric placed a fatwa on him.san.com
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Iran fatwa fundraiser to kill Donald Trump raises over $40 million
A fatwa or decree against the U.S. president is gaining traction among clerics linked to the Islamic Republic's regime.www.newsweek.com
I'm not sure it's a threat actually, but perhaps it is.
How stupid.I didn’t know the DNC had $40 million.
Mark
ummmmmmmmmmm, not sure if you were paying attention, but..............If you’re not sure this is a threat then nothing could convince you.
Okay, the notional assassin dies in the effort but manages to get Trump. His Family gets the money, and his children live, thrive, and are educated because of it. One effort puts his family in a much better place. Is it still a fools errand? Paradise in the Afterlife according to their Faith, and a much better life for his Family on Earth.
No. Misguided maybe.Isn't that what maga basically says about the majority of the USA......
Strong men come up to me with rusty AK47s and tears in their eyes and ask me how the assassination fund is doing. And I have to say, terrible, just terrible Only $10 Mn. Make it $20 Mn and I will assassinate myself. People say I am the best auto-assassin ever in the history of the world. But we are doing this.The US has constantly had assassination funds against Iranian and other countries leaders. The current leader of Venezuela has a 25 million bounty on his head.. well "arrest". If I am not mistaken, the reward for Soleimani was in the 50 million range.
You think we'd leave their family free to keep it?
Somehow I don't think any monetary reward is suffient motivation, except for someone who is a big enough fool that there's no real chance they succeed. Would-be assassins generally assume they're not going to both survive and live freely. And if they did that, winning a ton of money, the third problem would be spending it without outing themselves.
As much of a purely evil scum of the Earth bastard Trump is, he's still the US President, and there's no way the US is sitting on its hands if some foreign country pays someone to get him. They'd be the world's greatest fugitive if they escaped the scene. Not much of a way to live life.
Okay, the notional assassin dies in the effort but manages to get Trump. His Family gets the money, and his children live, thrive, and are educated because of it. One effort puts his family in a much better place. Is it still a fools errand? Paradise in the Afterlife according to their Faith, and a much better life for his Family on Earth.
You think we'd leave their family free to keep it?
How do you stop them? Oh you think they have to be American. My Bad. You assume it has to be a pistol shot from next to the President. Wow.
The Family may well be safe and sound in another country. The money shows up in bitcoin. Or trumpcoin. How do you stop them from getting it. How do you arrest them for merely being related?
Given the things I see Democrats on this forum saying, I thought my joke made perfect sense.Jokes are supposed to make sense.