How old are you?

[bongsaway]

I'm happy to report statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.

I lived to see eighteen, twenty one, fifty, sixty two to retire, sixty five for medicare and the last box I check will be the pine type.

 

[Dittohead not!]

I'm so old I went dinosaur hunting with Jesus.

I hear he could call fire down from Heaven and have instant roasted T Rex. Tasted like chicken.

 

[TheGoverness]

Just wondering. I know this has probably been asked here before, but I am just curious.

I'm a fresh 21 years old! I'm finally a 100% adult! Birthday was a little under a month ago.

 

[Dittohead not!]

I'm a fresh 21 years old! I'm finally a 100% adult! Birthday was a little under a month ago.

Congratulations to a freshly minted adult!

I think I'll quit counting birthdays, and count instead anniversaries of turning 21. Last month was my 56th. anniversary.

 

[Tigerace117]

I'm a fresh 21 years old! I'm finally a 100% adult! Birthday was a little under a month ago.

Buy me booze plz :mrgreen:

 

[Daisy]

I'm a fresh 21 years old! I'm finally a 100% adult! Birthday was a little under a month ago.

Ahhh 21...I tell you the truth, it seems like yesterday that I was 21...I'm 66...enjoy and savor every minute...

 

[Dittohead not!]

Time is like a train starting out.
It slowly chugs past childhood, starts gaining a little bit at 20..... chug, chug

30 goes by, and you look back and still think you're in your 20's, but then... chug chug chug

40 comes and goes, and you think you're old then, but...chug chug chug chug....

50 goes by in a blur and you see 60 looming ahead, but then... chugchugchugchug

60 whizzes by and 70 comes and goes, and you're looking at 80, and that's old in anyone's book, but.... no more chugs, just clackity clackity , blow the whistle and make cars get out of the way...

If your lucky, you might get to see 90 zip past.

and then the train comes to an abrupt halt. No one knows what comes next.

 

[Superfly]

When I saw in another thread that TheParser was 82, it made me want to start this thread. I am pleasantly surprised to see older adults here.

 

[beancounter]

Too old to rock n' roll, too young to die.

 

[gdgyva]

Pay attention, grasshopper, and you will be old too one day.......

old enough to remember watching that show with my dad

Kung Fu for those of you who didnt get the reference

 

[Rexedgar]

When I saw in another thread that TheParser was 82, it made me want to start this thread. I am pleasantly surprised to see older adults here.

Certainly wouldn’t know by the posts.........just sayin’.

 

[RAMOSS]

I hear he could call fire down from Heaven and have instant roasted T Rex. Tasted like chicken.

He over did it once, and brought down a huge asteroid. NO sense of moderation, that kid

 

[rjay]

Just wondering. I know this has probably been asked here before, but I am just curious.

I remember when I could answer this sort of thing by selecting an option much closer to the top of the list

 

[GDViking]

I'm so old I can remember the elation we all felt when the mammoth was killed and we could all feast.

Tell me does mammoth taste like elephant or possum???

 

[GDViking]

I'm a fresh 21 years old! I'm finally a 100% adult! Birthday was a little under a month ago.

Enjoy, those are the wonder years!

For me I wonder where I was and what I did during those years...:lol:

 

[Old 'N Chill]

66 in body, 30 something in mind. Like they say, you shouldn't mind getting old, beats the heck out of the alternative! eace

 

[Rexedgar]

Tell me does mammoth taste like elephant or possum???

Another white meat!

 

[ttwtt78640]

Time is like a train starting out.
It slowly chugs past childhood, starts gaining a little bit at 20..... chug, chug

30 goes by, and you look back and still think you're in your 20's, but then... chug chug chug

40 comes and goes, and you think you're old then, but...chug chug chug chug....

50 goes by in a blur and you see 60 looming ahead, but then... chugchugchugchug

60 whizzes by and 70 comes and goes, and you're looking at 80, and that's old in anyone's book, but.... no more chugs, just clackity clackity , blow the whistle and make cars get out of the way...

If your lucky, you might get to see 90 zip past.

and then the train comes to an abrupt halt. No one knows what comes next.

Yep, each year seems sorter than the last, since each year lived represents an ever smaller percentage of your life so far.

 

[Dittohead not!]

He over did it once, and brought down a huge asteroid. NO sense of moderation, that kid

Dinosaur hunting was a lot more difficult after that for sure, but it did give us mammals a chance to evolve.

 

[Dittohead not!]

Tell me does mammoth taste like elephant or possum???

Depends on how you cook it.

Those stone cookbooks were the pits to carry around though.

 

[Rexedgar]

Yep, each year seems sorter than the last, since each year lived represents an ever smaller percentage of your life so far.

At some point there is more time in the rear view mirror than there is in looking through the windshield.....

 

[SILVER SURFER]

66 in body, 30 something in mind. Like they say, you shouldn't mind getting old, beats the heck out of the alternative! eace

Sometimes I'm not so sure.

 

[SILVER SURFER]

Just wondering. I know this has probably been asked here before, but I am just curious.

Old enough to know better, too old to care - though not surprised at all the geezers on here.

 

[Daisy]

At some point there is more time in the rear view mirror than there is in looking through the windshield.....

The best we can hope for is that we look back with more fond memories than bad...

 

[Daisy]

Sometimes I'm not so sure.

Getting old ain't for sissys...they call it the golden years...huh...more like the rusty years...