How Much Sex Are Athletes Having In The Olympic Village? Hint: It's A Lot

[chuckiechan]

https://www.elitedaily.com/p/how-mu...in-the-olympic-village-hint-its-a-lot-8004318

This line of reasoning is how I'm going to wrap my head around the sheer magnitude of condoms that were purchased for the Olympics in Rio. Last year, the IOC purchased 450,000 condoms just for the games which was enough latex for each Olympian to have sex about 42 times. They learned their lesson from the London games in 2012, when the athletes went through 100,000 condoms in the first week and the IOC had to place an emergency order for more. Can you imagine being the person who had to place that phone call?

Don't miss the Reasons Why video. LOL

 

[calamity]

https://www.elitedaily.com/p/how-mu...in-the-olympic-village-hint-its-a-lot-8004318



Don't miss the Reasons Why video. LOL

Young, healthy good looking people having sex :shock:

Whodda thunk it?

 

[bearpoker]

https://www.elitedaily.com/p/how-mu...in-the-olympic-village-hint-its-a-lot-8004318



Don't miss the Reasons Why video. LOL

At my age I don't need a video.

 

[Risky Thicket]

I think Michelle Bachman, Tony Evans and Pat Robertson should pressure President Stable Genius to deny foreign travel to American Olympic athletes who refuse to take a purity pledge. We must make sure that the President continues lead the way for American morality.

It is well know that foreigners **** like rabbits and have no respect for themselves. They want to have sex with our athletes so that they might get married and immigrate to the US where they can cheat on their American wives and have sex with our women while producing little non-white babies out of wedlock. And before you know it they'll establish Sharia Law and women will have to wear burkas.

Horrible things can happen if athletes are permitted to have sex out of wedlock. What if an American athlete has sex with a foreigner and a baby results? :shock: That could very much mean that there would be some sort of American financial obligation.

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

Yup, young healthy good looking people at their ABSOLUTE PHYSICAL PEAK having a lot of sex.
What a surprise!

But I must admit, I too was a wee bit gape jawed at the number of condoms.
Dayummmmm...

 

[radcen]

Young, healthy good looking people having sex :shock:

Whodda thunk it?

I know, right? If anything, I'm jealous.

 

[Daisy]

I thought having sex lessened an athlete's performance abilities...you'd think they'd wanna save all that energy for "The Gold"...

 

[sangha]

I thought having sex lessened an athlete's performance abilities...you'd think they'd wanna save all that energy for "The Gold"...

Having sex with another Olympian IS "The Gold"

What? You thought some cheezy coin was "The Gold"?

 

[Superfly]

I refuse to read any article, or watch any video, until I fly to South Korea and verify this for myself. With Shaun White. Repeatedly.

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

I thought having sex lessened an athlete's performance abilities...you'd think they'd wanna save all that energy for "The Gold"...

LOL: Please see "Bizarre and Antiquated Chauvinistic Theories" for $200, Alex.
Aside from possible lack of sleep, if anything, sex would enhance an athlete's abilities.
Again, PROVIDED that said athletes get plenty of sleep afterward.

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

Having sex with another Olympian IS "The Gold"

What? You thought some cheezy coin was "The Gold"?

Olympic Gold medals are required to be made from at least 92.5% silver, and must contain a minimum of 6 grams of gold.
The last SOLID GOLD medals were made for the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden.