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Half the citizens of the U.S. have been taken over by alien pods from another planet

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Alien pods have sprung up on plants, bushes and trees. They have infected many people when they were sleeping. They have transformed them into the new Democrats. These aliens have snatched away the sane, logical and reasonable persons once inhabiting Democrats and have created new look-a-like creatures that are perpetuating what is known as mass hysteria. The symptoms are:

1. A following of Saul Aulinsky rules for radicals creating chaos and mass hatred of those not yet affected by the alien pods.
2. Seeing green as blue, white as black, yellow as brown, purple as gold and so on.
3. Demanding there are no genders. Men can be women, women can be men, toads can be humans. monkeys can be dogs and so on.
4. Mass narcissism by calling out all statements by Trump as illegal and against the law while Democrats can do no harm or lawbreaking.
5. Adam Schiff and the other Democrats can lie and be considered perfect people free from corruption while all Republicans are evil and lie all the time.
6. Scream and run around in pink vagina costumes saying they are the sane ones.
7. Running around shouting that the sky is falling and the end of the world is near in 12 years because it's hot outside and there are hurricanes.
8. Demanding that the public must get rid of their cars, stop eating meat, don't fly in jets and airplanes, get rid of cows (they fart), get rid of coal, oil and natural gas because they think the world is ending in 12 years, 16 more than Al Gore said.

Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers. But, safe to say, only Democrats and few Republicans have contracted the deadly pods. We have to be vigilant and not allow them into our bodies who have not been infected yet. We can save our country and our world from them. We simply have to stay wide awake and not let them make us crazy with mass hysteria.
 
This would explain a lot...
 
:lol:
 
Not sure about half the people but the OP seems to prove at least one person is an alien pod dweller.
 
Cougarbear said:
Alien pods have sprung up on plants, bushes and trees. They have infected many people when they were sleeping. They have transformed them into the new Democrats. These aliens have snatched away the sane, logical and reasonable persons once inhabiting Democrats and have created new look-a-like creatures that are perpetuating what is known as mass hysteria. The symptoms are:

1. A following of Saul Aulinsky rules for radicals creating chaos and mass hatred of those not yet affected by the alien pods.
2. Seeing green as blue, white as black, yellow as brown, purple as gold and so on.
3. Demanding there are no genders. Men can be women, women can be men, toads can be humans. monkeys can be dogs and so on.
4. Mass narcissism by calling out all statements by Trump as illegal and against the law while Democrats can do no harm or lawbreaking.
5. Adam Schiff and the other Democrats can lie and be considered perfect people free from corruption while all Republicans are evil and lie all the time.
6. Scream and run around in pink vagina costumes saying they are the sane ones.
7. Running around shouting that the sky is falling and the end of the world is near in 12 years because it's hot outside and there are hurricanes.
8. Demanding that the public must get rid of their cars, stop eating meat, don't fly in jets and airplanes, get rid of cows (they fart), get rid of coal, oil and natural gas because they think the world is ending in 12 years, 16 more than Al Gore said.

Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers. But, safe to say, only Democrats and few Republicans have contracted the deadly pods. We have to be vigilant and not allow them into our bodies who have not been infected yet. We can save our country and our world from them. We simply have to stay wide awake and not let them make us crazy with mass hysteria.
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I guess when you're in a cult it's hard to understand how those on the outside think.

You can keep denying science but the entire world is ignoring you.
 
SonOfDaedalus said:
I guess when you're in a cult it's hard to understand how those on the outside think.

You can keep denying science but the entire world is ignoring you.
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I guess the alien pods have infected the entire world then. The only sane people left are the Republicans in the U.S. We must save the world then. The antidote is Trump. Well, actually, the real antidote is Christ and Christ has given the U.S. and the world one more chance by giving the Presidency to Trump.
 
Cougarbear said:
I guess the alien pods have infected the entire world then. The only sane people left are the Republicans in the U.S. We must save the world then. The antidote is Trump. Well, actually, the real antidote is Christ and Christ has given the U.S. and the world one more chance by giving the Presidency to Trump.
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Not Christ. Republican Jesus AKA Donald Trump.

We'll continue to do totally crazy things like clean up pollution.
 
SonOfDaedalus said:
Not Christ. Republican Jesus AKA Donald Trump.

We'll continue to do totally crazy things like clean up pollution.
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Yep, Christ. He has given us one more chance. Then, if the Democrats don't throw off Satan and his army's evil, Christ will make his 2nd coming a reality.
 
Cougarbear said:
I guess the alien pods have infected the entire world then. The only sane people left are the Republicans in the U.S. We must save the world then. The antidote is Trump. Well, actually, the real antidote is Christ and Christ has given the U.S. and the world one more chance by giving the Presidency to Trump.
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Trump is the silver tounged spawn of Satan, but so was his opponent IMO. Christ gave us free will to make our own mistakes and we are making them all the time.
 
Cougarbear said:
Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers.
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#1 on that list is being a devoted mindless enabling Trumpin.
 
Chillfolks said:
Trump is the silver tounged spawn of Satan, but so was his opponent IMO. Christ gave us free will to make our own mistakes and we are making them all the time.
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Well, look at what Trump has accomplished and other things he is trying to accomplish. Satan wants to take your free agency and rights away from you. What rights has Trump taken away from people? Did he take jobs away or get jobs for people? Did he put more people in poverty or take people off poverty? Is he trying to make unfair trade deals with the rest of the world or make trade equal around the world with America first? Did he put more blacks into poverty or gave more jobs to blacks through manufacturing jobs? Hillary would have not done that.
 
haymarket said:
#1 on that list is being a devoted mindless enabling Trumpin.
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And here is one more body snatched by the pods. I'd like to know exactly what have the pods done to make people hate Trump. Why do you hate Trump? Why? What is it? What has he done to make you hate him so much? What has caused the evil of hate to take over your mind and hate Trump? What is it? I'm really curious?
 
Cougarbear said:
Alien pods have sprung up on plants, bushes and trees. They have infected many people when they were sleeping. They have transformed them into the new Democrats. These aliens have snatched away the sane, logical and reasonable persons once inhabiting Democrats and have created new look-a-like creatures that are perpetuating what is known as mass hysteria. The symptoms are:

1. A following of Saul Aulinsky rules for radicals creating chaos and mass hatred of those not yet affected by the alien pods.
2. Seeing green as blue, white as black, yellow as brown, purple as gold and so on.
3. Demanding there are no genders. Men can be women, women can be men, toads can be humans. monkeys can be dogs and so on.
4. Mass narcissism by calling out all statements by Trump as illegal and against the law while Democrats can do no harm or lawbreaking.
5. Adam Schiff and the other Democrats can lie and be considered perfect people free from corruption while all Republicans are evil and lie all the time.
6. Scream and run around in pink vagina costumes saying they are the sane ones.
7. Running around shouting that the sky is falling and the end of the world is near in 12 years because it's hot outside and there are hurricanes.
8. Demanding that the public must get rid of their cars, stop eating meat, don't fly in jets and airplanes, get rid of cows (they fart), get rid of coal, oil and natural gas because they think the world is ending in 12 years, 16 more than Al Gore said.

Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers. But, safe to say, only Democrats and few Republicans have contracted the deadly pods. We have to be vigilant and not allow them into our bodies who have not been infected yet. We can save our country and our world from them. We simply have to stay wide awake and not let them make us crazy with mass hysteria.
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Well. Thats one explanation for the crazy on display.



So what is up with their facination with the poop and needles lately?

This Map Shows San Francisco Is Covered in Human Poop
 
Cougarbear said:
Alien pods have sprung up on plants, bushes and trees. They have infected many people when they were sleeping. They have transformed them into the new Democrats. These aliens have snatched away the sane, logical and reasonable persons once inhabiting Democrats and have created new look-a-like creatures that are perpetuating what is known as mass hysteria. The symptoms are:

1. A following of Saul Aulinsky rules for radicals creating chaos and mass hatred of those not yet affected by the alien pods.
2. Seeing green as blue, white as black, yellow as brown, purple as gold and so on.
3. Demanding there are no genders. Men can be women, women can be men, toads can be humans. monkeys can be dogs and so on.
4. Mass narcissism by calling out all statements by Trump as illegal and against the law while Democrats can do no harm or lawbreaking.
5. Adam Schiff and the other Democrats can lie and be considered perfect people free from corruption while all Republicans are evil and lie all the time.
6. Scream and run around in pink vagina costumes saying they are the sane ones.
7. Running around shouting that the sky is falling and the end of the world is near in 12 years because it's hot outside and there are hurricanes.
8. Demanding that the public must get rid of their cars, stop eating meat, don't fly in jets and airplanes, get rid of cows (they fart), get rid of coal, oil and natural gas because they think the world is ending in 12 years, 16 more than Al Gore said.

Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers. But, safe to say, only Democrats and few Republicans have contracted the deadly pods. We have to be vigilant and not allow them into our bodies who have not been infected yet. We can save our country and our world from them. We simply have to stay wide awake and not let them make us crazy with mass hysteria.
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Where'd you copy that list from? Breitbart? Fox "News"? Ben Shapiro's show? A combination of the three? :lol:
 
Cougarbear said:
Alien pods have sprung up on plants, bushes and trees. They have infected many people when they were sleeping. They have transformed them into the new Democrats. These aliens have snatched away the sane, logical and reasonable persons once inhabiting Democrats and have created new look-a-like creatures that are perpetuating what is known as mass hysteria. The symptoms are:

1. A following of Saul Aulinsky rules for radicals creating chaos and mass hatred of those not yet affected by the alien pods.
2. Seeing green as blue, white as black, yellow as brown, purple as gold and so on.
3. Demanding there are no genders. Men can be women, women can be men, toads can be humans. monkeys can be dogs and so on.
4. Mass narcissism by calling out all statements by Trump as illegal and against the law while Democrats can do no harm or lawbreaking.
5. Adam Schiff and the other Democrats can lie and be considered perfect people free from corruption while all Republicans are evil and lie all the time.
6. Scream and run around in pink vagina costumes saying they are the sane ones.
7. Running around shouting that the sky is falling and the end of the world is near in 12 years because it's hot outside and there are hurricanes.
8. Demanding that the public must get rid of their cars, stop eating meat, don't fly in jets and airplanes, get rid of cows (they fart), get rid of coal, oil and natural gas because they think the world is ending in 12 years, 16 more than Al Gore said.

Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers. But, safe to say, only Democrats and few Republicans have contracted the deadly pods. We have to be vigilant and not allow them into our bodies who have not been infected yet. We can save our country and our world from them. We simply have to stay wide awake and not let them make us crazy with mass hysteria.
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I know your having some fun at the expense of progressives but the wuestion people dhould be asking is why does that message resonate with so many people.

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Cougarbear said:
Alien pods have sprung up on plants, bushes and trees. They have infected many people when they were sleeping. They have transformed them into the new Democrats. These aliens have snatched away the sane, logical and reasonable persons once inhabiting Democrats and have created new look-a-like creatures that are perpetuating what is known as mass hysteria. The symptoms are:

1. A following of Saul Aulinsky rules for radicals creating chaos and mass hatred of those not yet affected by the alien pods.
2. Seeing green as blue, white as black, yellow as brown, purple as gold and so on.
3. Demanding there are no genders. Men can be women, women can be men, toads can be humans. monkeys can be dogs and so on.
4. Mass narcissism by calling out all statements by Trump as illegal and against the law while Democrats can do no harm or lawbreaking.
5. Adam Schiff and the other Democrats can lie and be considered perfect people free from corruption while all Republicans are evil and lie all the time.
6. Scream and run around in pink vagina costumes saying they are the sane ones.
7. Running around shouting that the sky is falling and the end of the world is near in 12 years because it's hot outside and there are hurricanes.
8. Demanding that the public must get rid of their cars, stop eating meat, don't fly in jets and airplanes, get rid of cows (they fart), get rid of coal, oil and natural gas because they think the world is ending in 12 years, 16 more than Al Gore said.

Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers. But, safe to say, only Democrats and few Republicans have contracted the deadly pods. We have to be vigilant and not allow them into our bodies who have not been infected yet. We can save our country and our world from them. We simply have to stay wide awake and not let them make us crazy with mass hysteria.
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Alien pods? Piffle!

They are Skrulls!
 
Cougarbear said:
And here is one more body snatched by the pods. I'd like to know exactly what have the pods done to make people hate Trump. Why do you hate Trump? Why? What is it? What has he done to make you hate him so much? What has caused the evil of hate to take over your mind and hate Trump? What is it? I'm really curious?
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The whole pod thing was lame from the start. You might want to drop it.
 
Cougarbear said:
Alien pods have sprung up on plants, bushes and trees. They have infected many people when they were sleeping. They have transformed them into the new Democrats. These aliens have snatched away the sane, logical and reasonable persons once inhabiting Democrats and have created new look-a-like creatures that are perpetuating what is known as mass hysteria. The symptoms are:

1. A following of Saul Aulinsky rules for radicals creating chaos and mass hatred of those not yet affected by the alien pods.
2. Seeing green as blue, white as black, yellow as brown, purple as gold and so on.
3. Demanding there are no genders. Men can be women, women can be men, toads can be humans. monkeys can be dogs and so on.
4. Mass narcissism by calling out all statements by Trump as illegal and against the law while Democrats can do no harm or lawbreaking.
5. Adam Schiff and the other Democrats can lie and be considered perfect people free from corruption while all Republicans are evil and lie all the time.
6. Scream and run around in pink vagina costumes saying they are the sane ones.
7. Running around shouting that the sky is falling and the end of the world is near in 12 years because it's hot outside and there are hurricanes.
8. Demanding that the public must get rid of their cars, stop eating meat, don't fly in jets and airplanes, get rid of cows (they fart), get rid of coal, oil and natural gas because they think the world is ending in 12 years, 16 more than Al Gore said.

Oh, there are many more symptoms and signs of this alien invasion of the body snatchers. But, safe to say, only Democrats and few Republicans have contracted the deadly pods. We have to be vigilant and not allow them into our bodies who have not been infected yet. We can save our country and our world from them. We simply have to stay wide awake and not let them make us crazy with mass hysteria.
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I didn't read your post but I'm going to guess it was pretty stupid.
 
Cougarbear said:
I guess the alien pods have infected the entire world then. The only sane people left are the Republicans in the U.S. We must save the world then. The antidote is Trump. Well, actually, the real antidote is Christ and Christ has given the U.S. and the world one more chance by giving the Presidency to Trump.
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Phys251 said:
Where'd you copy that list from? Breitbart? Fox "News"? Ben Shapiro's show? A combination of the three? :lol:
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What's wrong with just the truth? Do you have a problem with it?
 
Cougarbear said:
What's wrong with just the truth? Do you have a problem with it?
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Lookit dis Trump supporter trying to give a lecture on truth. :mrgreen:
 
Cougarbear said:
I guess the alien pods have infected the entire world then. The only sane people left are the Republicans in the U.S. We must save the world then. The antidote is Trump. Well, actually, the real antidote is Christ and Christ has given the U.S. and the world one more chance by giving the Presidency to Trump.
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Now we know you’re an evil alien pod monster!:eek:
 
Cougarbear said:
Yep, Christ. He has given us one more chance. Then, if the Democrats don't throw off Satan and his army's evil, Christ will make his 2nd coming a reality.
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Leave us, evil pod monster!!
 
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