Grooming Down Below and How You Do It

[lurchadams]

Guys, it is what you're thinking. I'm talking about self-care down below, how you guys do it and your technique. I'll start:

Within this ballyhoo we all reside, with it's "unexpected booty calls" and it's "spontaneous rainbow parties" hairy balls are never advisable. I let me ball hair grow out all winter while I'm hibernating, then, in the spring I head to the garage, fire up the hedge trimmer and go to town on myself. For those challenging areas I hijack my lover's Epilady, listen to the sound of a little girl screaming, realize it's me and shortly thereafter - done.

When freshly shorn one can clearly see their reflection in my ballsack.

Who's next please and remember - there is no wrong answer!

 

[OrphanSlug]

:inandout:

 

[ecofarm]

Reported.

 

[azgreg]

 

[EnigmaO01]

 

[Airyaman]

 

[Rexedgar]

If you can see your reflection in your sack, you must be using this!

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[lurchadams]

Guys, it is what you're thinking. I'm talking about self-care down below, how you guys do it and your technique. I'll start:

Within this ballyhoo we all reside, with it's "unexpected booty calls" and it's "spontaneous rainbow parties" hairy balls are never advisable. I let me ball hair grow out all winter while I'm hibernating, then, in the spring I head to the garage, fire up the hedge trimmer and go to town on myself. For those challenging areas I hijack my lover's Epilady, listen to the sound of a little girl screaming, realize it's me and shortly thereafter - done.

When freshly shorn one can clearly see their reflection in my ballsack.

Who's next please and remember - there is no wrong answer!

There is no title for classical liberal so libertarian is the closest to it.
Don't like that I chose my lean accordingly, report me.

Good morning, Miss Trix. I trust you slept well and that all the liberals and illegals that constantly surround you were you live are not causing you too much distress.

In any event, I dragged you over here because I consider you someone not at all shy regarding the sharing of their opinions.

Please pardon my intrusion, but I was hoping you would regale us with your tried and true techniques of your tender area self-care. Thank you in advance for your sage advice.

Ladies of this community: Please stop what you're doing and afford Miss Trix your undivided attention!

 

[lurchadams]

Guys, it is what you're thinking. I'm talking about self-care down below, how you guys do it and your technique. I'll start:

Within this ballyhoo we all reside, with it's "unexpected booty calls" and it's "spontaneous rainbow parties" hairy balls are never advisable. I let me ball hair grow out all winter while I'm hibernating, then, in the spring I head to the garage, fire up the hedge trimmer and go to town on myself. For those challenging areas I hijack my lover's Epilady, listen to the sound of a little girl screaming, realize it's me and shortly thereafter - done.

When freshly shorn one can clearly see their reflection in my ballsack.

Who's next please and remember - there is no wrong answer!

Did you hear about that from the mainstream media? Since you didn't, does that mean it didn't happen?

Believe me...that "over 85%" estimate is correct...even if the mainstream media didn't tell you about it.

Mr. Mycroft, how are you? I trust you slept well and that the chin-up bar wedged into your bedroom door from which you hang upside down from when you slumber is not causing you too much discomfort. I also hope that those "damn kids" next door are, "keeping it down" as you are constantly screaming at them to do.

In any event, I think more people should heed the advise of peoples in their 90's like yourself.

How do people in their 9th decade take care of themselves, you know:

"Down there"?

Please don't be shy, the other Fox News watchers your age, still alive, I know will purvey to you the utmost consideration of what you have to say on this subject so critical.

 

[beancounter]

Dude, let it grow.

Hairy chest, hairy testicals, hair hair everywhere.

This pubic service announcement has been brought to you by a child of the 70's.

 

[lurchadams]

Guys, it is what you're thinking. I'm talking about self-care down below, how you guys do it and your technique. I'll start:

Within this ballyhoo we all reside, with it's "unexpected booty calls" and it's "spontaneous rainbow parties" hairy balls are never advisable. I let me ball hair grow out all winter while I'm hibernating, then, in the spring I head to the garage, fire up the hedge trimmer and go to town on myself. For those challenging areas I hijack my lover's Epilady, listen to the sound of a little girl screaming, realize it's me and shortly thereafter - done.

When freshly shorn one can clearly see their reflection in my ballsack.

Who's next please and remember - there is no wrong answer!

The loss of their kicker was inopportune and our players ankle looked BAD . They took him to surgery last night.

Mr. SLC, how are you this fine morning? Please pardon the intrusion.

I asked you here because despite our philosophical differences, we have much else in common, I consider you a friend, and I hope, eventually you will do the same. <--- I promise you I am being sincere here, no "snark" or sarcasm intended in this last sentence.

However, now there is going to be a "next sentence":

Mr. SLC, as I informed you recently I'm coming to Texas next week. It's been awhile since I've lived there and while there, I wish to make sure I'm in step with all Male Texas customs. I've got cow-tipping, steer-wrangling and horse-shoin' down. The only area where I could use a "refresher" is in the area of Texas male pube mitigation. So my only question remaining is this:

When you manscape, do you employ the use of barbeque sauce in any way?

Thank you sir, in advance for your prompt reply and, "Go Cowboys"!

 

[TheGoverness]

Guys, it is what you're thinking. I'm talking about self-care down below, how you guys do it and your technique. I'll start:

Within this ballyhoo we all reside, with it's "unexpected booty calls" and it's "spontaneous rainbow parties" hairy balls are never advisable. I let me ball hair grow out all winter while I'm hibernating, then, in the spring I head to the garage, fire up the hedge trimmer and go to town on myself. For those challenging areas I hijack my lover's Epilady, listen to the sound of a little girl screaming, realize it's me and shortly thereafter - done.

When freshly shorn one can clearly see their reflection in my ballsack.

Who's next please and remember - there is no wrong answer!

 

[Brochacholomigo]

I personally like to let my crotch covering grow out, but at a certain point, it becomes incredibly difficult to keep the shedding manageable. I find that the easiest way to deal with that without actually expending any effort is to pour some milk in there & let the neighborhood cats lick all the tangles and dead hairs out.

My neighbors used to be a bit of a legal nuisance over my revolutionary grooming habits, but we've come to an understanding. They don't let their kids go out on Saturday afternoons, and I installed a wire network around my house so they could keep their pets away with shock collars. Doesn't bother me one bit, strays work faster anyway.

 

[Brochacholomigo]

I personally like to let my crotch covering grow out, but at a certain point, it becomes incredibly difficult to keep the shedding manageable. I find that the easiest way to deal with that without actually expending any effort is to pour some milk in there & let the neighborhood cats lick all the tangles and dead hairs out.

My neighbors used to be a bit of a legal nuisance over my revolutionary grooming habits, but we've come to an understanding. They don't let their kids go out on Saturday afternoons, and I installed a wire network around my house so they could keep their pets away with shock collars. Doesn't bother me one bit, strays work faster anyway.

Well speaking of ******s! Gov, would you happen to have any DIY hedge trimming strategies of your own?

 

[TheGoverness]

Well speaking of ******s! Gov, would you happen to have any DIY hedge trimming strategies of your own?

I whisk mines away with the power of prayer! Gotta stay smooth.

 

[Brochacholomigo]

I whisk mines away with the power of prayer! Gotta stay smooth.

Now that's just ridiculous. But then again, I've never tried praying the pube away. I think I'm gonna need a second opinion on this whole prayer thingy.

That could be but atheists also need to realize the actions they hate are in no way God's fault nor does He support the things they do...there is no scriptural support for their hypocritical ways...put the blame where it belongs...

Hey El, can you ACTUALLY tame your mane with spiritual speak? That sounds far easier than using animal cruelty to do so, and I might just convert if I can get this kind of a deal on sand blasting my shaggy bush.

 

[TheGoverness]

Now that's just ridiculous. But then again, I've never tried praying the pube away. I think I'm gonna need a second opinion on this whole prayer thingy.



Hey El, can you ACTUALLY tame your mane with spiritual speak? That sounds far easier than using animal cruelty to do so, and I might just convert if I can get this kind of a deal on sand blasting my shaggy bush.

You haven't tried it, because you don't believe hard enough. BELIEVE!

 

[Brochacholomigo]

You haven't tried it, because you don't believe hard enough. BELIEVE!

I can't help it, Governess. It's probably because I'm a Satan-worshipping atheist or something. I just don't have God's Grace in my pants.

 

[americanwoman]

After taking 5 courses in landing strip maintenance at the local community college, I am now certified at crafting the perfect landing strip for my husband to land his Antonov An-225 Mriya.

 

[americanwoman]

I can't help it, Governess. It's probably because I'm a Satan-worshipping atheist or something. I just don't have God's Grace in my pants.

I know a couple priests that can help with that!

 

[TheGoverness]

I can't help it, Governess. It's probably because I'm a Satan-worshipping atheist or something. I just don't have God's Grace in my pants.

Well, then you need to sprinkle some holy water on your area and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

 

[TheGoverness]

I know a couple priests that can help with that!

Oh god. :lamo

 

[lurchadams]

Miss Governess as the only representative I know of of the millennial community please mark me.

Naughty-bit grooming I understand is becoming quite the art form amongst kids your age - in pornos some women have their initials carved above their hoo-hahs in the small putting-green of their kitty-carpet remaining. <--- a friend told me that.

So my question to you is this:

How are you this fine morning?

 

[lurchadams]

I personally like to let my crotch covering grow out, but at a certain point, it becomes incredibly difficult to keep the shedding manageable. I find that the easiest way to deal with that without actually expending any effort is to pour some milk in there & let the neighborhood cats lick all the tangles and dead hairs out.

My neighbors used to be a bit of a legal nuisance over my revolutionary grooming habits, but we've come to an understanding. They don't let their kids go out on Saturday afternoons, and I installed a wire network around my house so they could keep their pets away with shock collars. Doesn't bother me one bit, strays work faster anyway.

Dude. You need to thin the surrounding foliage so that the tree is visible. Please heed my words of wisdom here.

 

[lurchadams]

After taking 5 courses in landing strip maintenance at the local community college, I am now certified at crafting the perfect landing strip for my husband to land his Antonov An-225 Mriya.

And I'll bet he's always Russian to get there!