Ghislaine Maxwell Has Advanced Case of COVID

[calamity]

“It looks really bad,” one New Hampshire official told The Brown Valley Observer. “Her symptoms seem advanced at this point and ultimately she will probably end up requiring a ventilator, more likely sooner than later.”

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Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for COVID-19 in New Hampshire jail, DOJ reports – Brown Valley Observer

I'm at a loss for words but not outrageous laughs. This is absolutely incredible.

Whoops!

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Nevermind.

 

[Lisa]

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Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for COVID-19 in New Hampshire jail, DOJ reports – Brown Valley Observer

I'm at a loss for words but not outrageous laughs. This is absolutely incredible.

Maybe suicide was too obvious to prevent her from talking about what she did for Epstein, so dying of Covid19 was a better fit.

 

[yankintx]

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Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for COVID-19 in New Hampshire jail, DOJ reports – Brown Valley Observer

I'm at a loss for words but not outrageous laughs. This is absolutely incredible.

She is not elderly, unsure if she has any other medical issues. I certainly want to see her healthy for the trial and or the plea bargain.

 

[yankintx]

Maybe suicide was too obvious to prevent her from talking about what she did for Epstein, so dying of Covid19 was a better fit.

You took the words out of my mouth.

 

[Rexedgar]

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Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for COVID-19 in New Hampshire jail, DOJ reports – Brown Valley Observer

I'm at a loss for words but not outrageous laughs. This is absolutely incredible.

Hard to talk when intubated, better than hanging yourself while in protective custody, cameras, guards and all............




To the OP edit: Can’t have back to back hangings in custody......lotta truth in jokes/satire......

 

[CMPancake]

Watch them use COVID to explain away her untimely death before being able to drop dimes on an the international cabal of billionaire pedophiles.

 

[yankintx]

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Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for COVID-19 in New Hampshire jail, DOJ reports – Brown Valley Observer

I'm at a loss for words but not outrageous laughs. This is absolutely incredible.

Whoops!

Disclaimer – Brown Valley Observer



Nevermind.

I was living in the UK when R Maxwell slipped off that boat in the Med. The scumbag had raided the Mirror Group Pension Fund to pay company debts and raise the share price. So many in the UK lost there pensions. R Mazwell was a POS, apple don't fall far from the tree.

 

[Lisa]

You took the words out of my mouth.

She has only been in custody for less than a week and the incubation period for Covid19 is 10-14 days. She didn't get infected while she was in the grey bar hotel.

The incubation period for COVID-19 is thought to extend to 14 days, with a median time of 4-5 days from exposure to symptoms onset. One study reported that 97.5% of persons with COVID-19 who develop symptoms will do so within 11.5 days of SARS-CoV-2 infection.

CDC.gov

 

[apdst]

Damn! I lost that bet. I just knew she would be committing suicide, soon.

 

[yankintx]

She has only been in custody for less than a week and the incubation period for Covid19 is 10-14 days. She didn't get infected while she was in the grey bar hotel.

CDC.gov

I don't look for conspiracy theories. In Epsteins death, there were some irregularities in the way his incarceration was handled. Do I buy the official story, maybe. If I was Miss Maxwell I would try to cut a deal, minimize the prison time. A woman such as her would not be popular prisoner.

 

[Rexedgar]

I don't look for conspiracy theories. In Epsteins death, there were some irregularities in the way his incarceration was handled. Do I buy the official story, maybe. If I was Miss Maxwell I would try to cut a deal, minimize the prison time. A woman such as her would not be popular prisoner.

That’s an understatement.......

 

[Risky Thicket]

I don't look for conspiracy theories. In Epsteins death, there were some irregularities in the way his incarceration was handled. Do I buy the official story, maybe. If I was Miss Maxwell I would try to cut a deal, minimize the prison time. A woman such as her would not be popular prisoner.

With all her money and passports I cannot comprehend her desire to stay in the US. She had to have known they were going to find her and take her in. Did her attorney tell her she had nothing to worry about? Who told her it was a wise move to remain in the US?

She must have known that she would not be safe being incarcerated. Something isn't making sense.

 

[yankintx]

With all her money and passports I cannot comprehend her desire to stay in the US. She had to have known they were going to find her and take her in. Did her attorney tell her she had nothing to worry about? Who told her it was a wise move to remain in the US?

She must have known that she would not be safe being incarcerated. Something isn't making sense.

Her story is interesting, for a spoilt Daddies girl. What I can't fathom is why she played house Madam for her ex. This will be analyzed for quite sometime.

 

[Kurmugeon]

Jeffry Epstein did not kill himself! Dugh!

I wonder how bad the underage sex blackmail is for Schiff? Extortion vids Rape of 4 year old boys?

How about Hillary?

ohhh Gag, and maybe I don't want to know about Pelosi and Schumer....


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[yankintx]

Jeffry Epstein did not kill himself! Dugh!

I wonder how bad the underage sex blackmail is for Schiff? Extortion vids Rape of 4 year old boys?

How about Hillary?

ohhh Gag, and maybe I don't want to know about Pelosi and Schumer....


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You may as well go the whole hog, throw Trump on the barbie. Epstein and Trump were buds until they fell out over a property. This needs investigating, pervs do flock together.

 

[Kurmugeon]

You may as well go the whole hog, throw Trump on the barbie. Epstein and Trump were buds until they fell out over a property. This needs investigating, pervs do flock together.

Perhaps. I've seen lots of photos of the three of them together.

But I don't think that Pedo is Trump's thing, and he has money enough to get whatever tickles his fancy. Big Breasted Blondes are Trump's thing, going by his history. And they are not BlackMail and Extortion material.

I would guess that Most human males, world wide, would be into a young, but not preteen, girl. We are legitimately wired that way, from our evolution during the stone-age. Youth allows a woman to bear children and survive in primitive conditions. Being attracted to the visual queues of health and youth are part of a successful procreation instinct, in primitive conditions.

There simply has not been enough millennia of life under modern conditions to breed for an instinct of looking for the elements which make a modern woman, with high education, self-discipline, logical outlook, career attainment and resistance to drug addiction, ... to make the elements which make a good nest for the raising of children, to have those elements built into the attraction instincts of the male gene-pool.

We males are what life in the cave made us.

Most Males on earth will find an ILLEGAL, 15-16 year old female, the most attractive of choices. This is the contradiction that the Epstein crowd of Sextortion Criminals use to get leverage.

Everyone knows it, few are brave enough to publicly admit it.

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[yankintx]

Perhaps. I've seen lots of photos of the three of them together.

But I don't think that Pedo is Trump's thing, and he has money enough to get whatever tickles his fancy. Big Breasted Blondes are Trump's thing, going by his history. And they are not BlackMail and Extortion material.

I would guess that Most human males, world wide, would be into a young, but not preteen, girl. We are legitimately wired that way, from our evolution during the stone-age. Youth allows a woman to bear children and survive in primitive conditions. Being attracted to the visual queues of health and youth are part of a successful procreation instinct, in primitive conditions.

There simply has not been enough millennia of life under modern conditions to breed for an instinct of looking for the elements which make a modern woman, with high education, self-discipline, logical outlook, career attainment and resistance to drug addiction, ... to make the elements which make a good nest for the raising of children, to have those elements built into the attraction instincts of the male gene-pool.

We males are what life in the cave made us.

Most Males on earth will find an ILLEGAL, 15-16 year old female, the most attractive of choices. This is the contradiction that the Epstein crowd of Sextortion Criminals use to get leverage.

Everyone knows it, few are brave enough to publicly admit it.

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Oh I not criticize anyone for what they find attractive. As long as it's consenting adults. I am a gay man who has always gone for handsome young men, always will. I don't apologize for it, nor should Rump. However I am not so stupid as to ogle some 17 yo kid, he can come back when he is 21. I don't want his Daddy after me with a shot gun. Lots of bait which is perfectly legel and appropriate.