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Female Masturbation

Rich2018 said:
Dogs can give themselves oral sex, which I am jealous of...in a creepy kind of way.
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I heard that Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could do that. Is that true?
 
Checkerboard Strangler said:
It in and of itself happens to come from the Skene's glands however if your bed looks like an inflatable pool, your partner may have temporarily lost control of her bladder function along the way. It happens sometimes.
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This is a new level of TMI. Funny but still TMI.
 
Rich2018 said:
Are you single ?

It's a pun, substitute "wears the soap".
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Sorry. I am too dumb.

Two nuns named Susan and Katy are taking a bath.

Susan says, "Where's the soap?"
Katy replies, "Yes it does. Doesn't it?"

Feel free to correct my grammar or spelling to make this funny. I am pretty sure there is no humor in this whatsoever even if I asked a married woman.
 
1. I do not know if it is a "real thing."

2. On "Friends," Monica caught Chandler making love to himself (while he was away on business, and she surprised him in his hotel room).

3. Monica told Rachel, and the latter replied that men did that kind of thing, implying that women do not.
 
TheParser said:
1. I do not know if it is a "real thing."

2. On "Friends," Monica caught Chandler making love to himself (while he was away on business, and she surprised him in his hotel room).

3. Monica told Rachel, and the latter replied that men did that kind of thing, implying that women do not.
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Shes right. Women do not choke the bishop.
 
gooseneck said:
Sorry. I am too dumb.

Two nuns named Susan and Katy are taking a bath.

Susan says, "Where's the soap?"
Katy replies, "Yes it does. Doesn't it?"

Feel free to correct my grammar or spelling to make this funny. I am pretty sure there is no humor in this whatsoever even if I asked a married woman.
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"Wears" as in "erodes" the soap

Nun No1 "it wears down the bar of soap significantly when you rub it furiously against your clitoris to bring about a sexual climax"
Nun No2 "yes it does, doesn't it"

Sadly for you there probably is no humor in the joke.
 
AProudLefty said:
Thanks a lot. Due to you, I now have the urge to visit my bishop. Maybe one or two confessions.
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There are two well known innuendos in the UK:

...said the bishop to the actress

or

...said the actress to the bishop.
 
Rich2018 said:
There are two well known innuendos in the UK:

...said the bishop to the actress

or

...said the actress to the bishop.
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There is a UK expression for female masturbation, playing with the man in a boat. Why a man, I don't know.
 
zyzygy said:
There is a UK expression for female masturbation, playing with the man in a boat. Why a man, I don't know.
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I've not heard that one.

I wondered at the "boat" too until I remembered Rik Mayal's classic line as Lord Flasheart in Blackadder II: "Hello Nursey, am I pleased to see you or is this a canoe in my pocket? Woof !!!"
 
Rich2018 said:
Why would a man in a boat be necessarily bald...sorry but that expression doesn't really conjour up a vivid imaged in the mind.
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This particular person is bald and therefore more likely to be a man. If there is hair coming off that body part, thats unusual.
 
tacomancer said:
This particular person is bald and therefore more likely to be a man. If there is hair coming off that body part, thats unusual.
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Then most, if not all men are bald...


So a sexual stimulation device is ascribed a gender and a location ?


Sorry it still makes no sense.
 
Rich2018 said:
Then most, if not all men are bald...


So a sexual stimulation device is ascribed a gender and a location ?


Sorry it still makes no sense.
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It was a joke
 
Rich2018 said:
"Wears" as in "erodes" the soap

Nun No1 "it wears down the bar of soap significantly when you rub it furiously against your clitoris to bring about a sexual climax"
Nun No2 "yes it does, doesn't it"

Sadly for you there probably is no humor in the joke.
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On a scale of one to ten I would give it a zero. Now that you explained it then I will give it an one out of ten.
 
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