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Female Masturbation

TheGoverness said:
I don't know. I ask that to myself everytime I masturbate. Is this real? Or is it just a lie made up by the devil? Or is it a simulation?

Do Androids Dream of Female Masturbation?
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You type pretty good with one hand. :sword:
 
All jokes aside, it's a good skill to sharpen. It's satisfying too. That part of the female anatomy is so interesting that exploring it never gets boring. Your fingers transmit so much more information than your "third leg". Even if you're totally selfish, the sense of achievement of becoming skillful in that area is quite satisfying. A wife that has been "thoroughly explored" in that area also tends to be less cranky. As an added bonus, the risk of STDs are much much lower if you like to "explore" several women. My wife actually coached me in this manner to cut down on the health risks related to "extracurricular activities" when we go on vacation.

danielpalos said:
Hey chics, do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Want to practice with me?
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SDET said:
All jokes aside, it's a good skill to sharpen. It's satisfying too. That part of the female anatomy is so interesting that exploring it never gets boring. Your fingers transmit so much more information than your "third leg". Even if you're totally selfish, the sense of achievement of becoming skillful in that area is quite satisfying. A wife that has been "thoroughly explored" in that area also tends to be less cranky. As an added bonus, the risk of STDs are much much lower if you like to "explore" several women. My wife actually coached me in this manner to cut down on the health risks related to "extracurricular activities" when we go on vacation.
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it is wonderful that you communicate that well with your wife.

it is one reason i got into full body massage. sugar and spice and everything nice, is what modern boyfriends in modern times may strive for.

any local women want to help me develop and practice my Happy Camper policy?
 
SDET said:
As an added bonus, the risk of STDs are much much lower if you like to "explore" several women.
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I am having a hard time digesting this statement. Maybe it is obvious but can you explain this sentence to me? I am baffled and not following the logic.
 
Fingers are much less likely to transmit an STD than a penis.

gooseneck said:
I am having a hard time digesting this statement. Maybe it is obvious but can you explain this sentence to me? I am baffled and not following the logic.
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TheGoverness said:
Right? Totally fake. I've never done that, ever. Totally never done that. In fact, females in general are fake news. We don't exist.
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Oh, I thought you meant you had never made a moon landing.
 
Two nuns in a bath
One says "where's the soap"
The other one giggle and says "yes it does, doesn't it!"

Unmarried men will not understand that.
 
Rich2018 said:
Two nuns in a bath
One says "where's the soap"
The other one giggle and says "yes it does, doesn't it!"

Unmarried men will not understand that.
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Pardon my naivety. I will be willing to bet money that nobody gets this joke. I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
 
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