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- Libertarian - Right
Me, I attended orgies when I was single, cheated on my first wife with my second and my second with my third and my third with some women in the adult entertainment business when she was pregnant with my fifth slack-jawed, good for nothing kid. Do I get a Mulligan?
If you have to deal with a slack-jawed good for nothing kid, you have paid your dues. You get a Mulligan if you get a vasectomy.