1. Trump grew a "magic inch" -
2. Trump is obviously fatter than a bmi of 29.9 because we have eyes and we've either been a bmi of 30 at some point in our lives or known somebody who's a bmi of 30 -
3. Trump is the kind of person who would pressure an employee into giving him high marks -
4. Trump would carry out retributive action for receiving low marks by an employee -
5. Trump has in fact already fired somebody for not being "loyal" -
6. Everybody who works for Trump eventually lies in his service, and destroys their otherwise sterling reputations in the process -
Mind you, I'm not asking you to agree with this. This is all just true.