America Without Its Makeup: March 2020

[3leftsdoo]

Before the Cruelest Month dawns, I thought it might be fun to recap the highlights from March.

Day 1: We learn some guy in China ate a fried bat at some point. Or maybe it was a chick in Alaska.

Day 2: Russia & Saudi Arabia start screwing with the oil markets.

Day 3: The NYSE freaks out a little.

Day 4: People start freaking out & buy up all the toilette paper, hand sanitizer & Rice Krispies.

Day 5: The NYSE freaks out a lot.

Day 6: The goobermint decides that cruise lines & other worthy charities need a bailout.

Day 7: Disneypark closes its doors; toilette paper & hand sanitizer selling for hundreds on eBay.

Day 8: The NYSE & Da People freak out even more; barbecue sauce & Dasani become hot commodities.

Day 9: Schools close. No baseball, basketball, golf or XFL.

Day 10: Moar freaking out; Democrats mad at Trump.

Day 11: Businesses close.

Day 12: Moar freaking out. Democrats still mad at Trump.

Day 13 (& all other days): The mainstream media encourages people not to freak out like the beer companies encourage responsible drinking & car companies encourage safe driving.

Day 14: Congreff decides that MANY multi-billion dollar businesses need bailouts. (& maybe tree fitty @ for da People.)

Day 15: Moar freaking out. Democrats REALLY mad at Trump.

Day 16: Da People say "No money for cruise lines!" So Congreff explores other ways to get money to their billionaire pals.

Day 17: Moar freaking out. Trump remains unpopular with Democrats.

Day 18: Bernie says "How about 2000 @ to der People?" Congreff says "How about 60 bux and a coupon for a two pack of Charmin?"

Day 19: Moar freaking out; people ordered to shelter in place & prepare for lockdown. Democrats still mad at Trump.

Day 20: People who DON'T need help ask "Where's MY check & Charmin multi-pack? Howcum people who DON'T need help aren't getting it????"

Day 21: Moar freaking out. Trump's approval ratings rise.

Day 22: The millionaires in Congreff relent, giving massive bailouts to their billionaire cronies, promising EVERYONE a check & a four-pack of Charmin maybe sometime in August or next year or the Charmin's in the mail. Or something.

Day 23: Biden accused of sexual assault. Democrats say they don't care because Trump bagged a porn star.

Day 24: Moar freaking out. Democrats still mad at Trump, but losing steam.

Day 25: Moar freaking out; toilette paper & salad dressing remain scarce.

Day 26: Moar freaking out; Olympics postponed.

Day 27: Moar freaking out; New Yorkers flee.

Day 28: Moar freaking out; Democrats running out of things to be mad at Trump about.

Day 29 & onward: TBA

 

[Port & Starboard]

Yeah, but the "Puppy Drum" are biting pretty good right now down in Lynnhaven Inlet. :lol:

 

[less right]

Good info.

I don't know why anyone would think this is more serious than a hoax.

 

[Luther]

No, here is the real
"America without it's makeup"


23.6 and growing national debt(Before virus)

Back to 1 Trillion a year deficit(Before virus)

17th in the world in EDUCATION

44% of Americans do NOT pay a Fed income while the others are forced to pay

Legal immigration is twice as much as it should be

 

[CaughtInThe]

Before the Cruelest Month dawns...

 

[3leftsdoo]

Yeah, but the "Puppy Drum" are biting pretty good right now down in Lynnhaven Inlet. :lol:

If the Trump Zombie Rabies Death Plague don't get us, the fish will!