I think you're being just a bit harsh, perhaps. There are all sorts of meaningful polls that have yet to be posted:
~ Do you prefer one lump of sugar, or two?
Prefer by-the-spoonful. Stirs easier.
~ Which is more bothersome? A fat skinny-dipper? Or a dumb smart-ass?
Hmph. Tough one. One assaults the eyes, the other the brain.
~ If you were a little piggy, would you go to market? Or stay home?
Stay home. Piggies that go to market are called "pork chops".
~ Do you normally take a dump? Or leave a dump?
Definately leave it.
~ Do you believe Mrs. Howell packed enough clothing for her three hour cruise?
Evidence, as in numerous observed changes of clothing, indicate that her wardrobe was easily sufficient if not excessive.
~ If a fly did not have wings, what should it be called?
Uh.....uh..... a crawl? Okay I got nothin'.
~ Does God have a rectum? And if so, does he fart?
I fear to speculate, He might be offended.
~ If the temperature is zero degrees today and it will be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Uh.....uh....uh....
bloody cold?
~ Do you suffer from diarrhea or do you enjoy it?
Definately suffer.
~ Should a teacher give a homeless student homework?
Not unless she also puts him in a round room and tells him to go sit in the corner.
~ If Jimmy cracked corn, would you care?
Not unless it was my corn and I'd told him not to crack it.
COOL, now we've done 'em all and there is no further need for off-topic polls!
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G. :rofl