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Tiger: A thousand apologies
By: Byron York
Chief Political Correspondent
02/19/10 12:39 PM EST
For those of you who missed Tiger Woods' statement this morning, here is a brief outline of his remarks:
1. Flog yourself; apologize
2. Defend your wife
3. Flog yourself; apologize
4. Denounce media coverage, vow never to answer questions
5. Flog yourself; apologize
6. Pledge to keep helping children
7. Flog yourself; apologize
8. Embrace Buddhism
9. Flog yourself; apologize
10. Don't reveal anything about return to golf
11. Flog yourself; apologize
12. Hug your mother
Read more at the Washington Examiner: Tiger: A thousand apologies | Washington Examiner
Funny recap.