shavingcollywob
Active member
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2014
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- Centrist
Steal cigars--check
Bully shopkeeper trying to prevent you from stealing cigars--check
Walk down middle of road, holding stolen cigars in hand--check
Tell cop to **** off when he tells you to get off the road--check
Assault cop when he stops to arrest you for stealing cigars and ignoring order to get off the road--check
Get shot during struggle--check
Attempt to flee---check
Stop running, turn around and attempt to charge cop--check
Get shot again, repeatedly---check
Racism!!
This would be hysterical if half the country didn't actually believe it.