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Those, brave, social justice warriors of the right are gearing up to fight and defend Thanksgiving at Trump's and FOX News' request. The evil, liberal hordes have targeted and wish to wage a war on Thanksgiving!
Rise up social justice warriors of the right! Rise up and defend Thanksgiving from...from...from...a bunch of twenty-somethings who have nothing better to do than complain.
I mean seriously. There was never a war on Christmas and there isn't one on Thanksgiving. This is just another "OK, Boomer" moment because you folks on the right have to be mad about...something. So, when Dear Leader Trump seized on a FOX News opinion piece about this, you start getting angry over....a nothing burger. While there are plenty of legitimate things to be angry about out there...you guys are focusing on the burning question of "Happy Holidays!" vs. "Merry Christmas!" and how Starbucks designs their cups, and now...this? Seriously?
I mean, I get it that you want to live in the fantasy world that the Pilgrims and Indians sat together and had a moment together instead of dealing with the historical facts that state otherwise. I get it that you want to believe in the 4th grade fantasy that was taught as opposed to what adults know factually...but that doesn't mean there is a war on Thanksgiving.
Ok, so there's some know-it-all millenial who wants to "cancel" Thanksgiving whereas the vast majority of Americans will celebrate the holiday regardless. But noooooo....you have to get your panties in a twist over a group of millienials who in two years' time will probably be looking up how to cook side dishes. There is no war, there is no issue. But I guess you want to hold onto your anger somehow and this appears to be the cause du jour.
And this is why you get hit with the "OK, Boomer." quip.
We’ve been fighting this war for years by serving lasagna.