If they were honest here's how Democratic candidates would introduce themselves.

[Bullseye]

Ok, while fully cognizant of the outrage and insults I may receive for posting a link without a 1000 word explanation and dissertation on my opinions on the content - other than to say it's humorous and factual - here it is: Dem candidate self-introductions

 

[Mycroft]

Doesn't matter...we know who they are.

 

[RabidAlpaca]

Doesn't matter...we know who they are.

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Wow... This is damning... Bernie Sanders waves his hands while he talks, Kristin Gildebrand pumps iron, Elizabeth Warren drinks liquid from bottles, Beto O'Rourke crouches on podiums, Harris was once a cop (???) and conservatives hate those, Biden likes giving massages and Tulsi Gabbard surfs while wearing a beloved symbol of her native Hawaii, the lay. You really ripped these guys apart.

 

[weaver2]

Ok, while fully cognizant of the outrage and insults I may receive for posting a link without a 1000 word explanation and dissertation on my opinions on the content - other than to say it's humorous and factual - here it is: Dem candidate self-introductions

I'm Donald Trump: I'm the second coming of God.


And this is some how better than what Democrats are saying on the campaign trail?

 

[Dittohead not!]

Ok, while fully cognizant of the outrage and insults I may receive for posting a link without a 1000 word explanation and dissertation on my opinions on the content - other than to say it's humorous and factual - here it is: Dem candidate self-introductions

Hi, I’m Joe Biden. I’m the perfect apparatchik – no principles, no convictions, and no plan. I’m senile, and I have a problem with groping children. But vote for me anyway because orange man bad.

Humorous. Silly, but humorous. Here it is edited for Donald Trump:

Hi, I’m Donald Trump. I’m the perfect apparatchik – no principles, no convictions, and no plan. I’m senile, and I have a problem with lying, cheating on my wives, defrauding students at my university, and stiffing contractors and small business people. But vote for me anyway because Democrats all socialists and communists. .

 

[AProudLefty]

Ok, while fully cognizant of the outrage and insults I may receive for posting a link without a 1000 word explanation and dissertation on my opinions on the content - other than to say it's humorous and factual - here it is: Dem candidate self-introductions

Hi, I'm Donald Trump. I might have a problem with keeping my small hand to myself but hey vote for me anyway because I am the best stable genius there is. Better believe me!

 

[Velvet Elvis]

Cute. Only took a few posts before we get the "WAAAAAAAH TRUMP BAD! WAAAAH TRUMP BAD!"

Deflection does not make the silliness of this crop of democrats go away.

 

[Bullseye]

Hi, I'm Donald Trump. I might have a problem with keeping my small hand to myself but hey vote for me anyway because I am the best stable genius there is. Better believe me!

Actually not bad, considering the source. :lamo

 

[Bullseye]

Humorous. Silly, but humorous. Here it is edited for Donald Trump:

Hi, I’m Donald Trump. I’m the perfect apparatchik – no principles, no convictions, and no plan. I’m senile, and I have a problem with lying, cheating on my wives, defrauding students at my university, and stiffing contractors and small business people. But vote for me anyway because Democrats all socialists and communists. .

Not terrible.

 

[ashurbanipal]

Cute. Only took a few posts before we get the "WAAAAAAAH TRUMP BAD! WAAAAH TRUMP BAD!"

Deflection does not make the silliness of this crop of democrats go away.

Well...the very first post was "WAAAAAAAH DEMS BAD! WAAAAH DEMS BAD!" so I'm not sure what kind of response you were looking for...

 

[Acadia]

Ok, while fully cognizant of the outrage and insults I may receive for posting a link without a 1000 word explanation and dissertation on my opinions on the content - other than to say it's humorous and factual - here it is: Dem candidate self-introductions

Dang, spot on!