If Hillary Did it

• So, here I am in Alternate 2018, having to think hard about whether I really was all that happy that I'd gotten my way in 2016 and Hillary Clinton was actually president. The year since she took office has been a series of insane dumpster fires.
• Multiple Clinton WH aides are under indictment. At least a dozen Russians, too. Some are cooperating with the FBI. The Democrats in the House are openly interfering in the work of GOP special counsel, a former FBI Director of impeccable character.
• The economy is good, mostly because a small minority in Congress had thwarted Clinton's kookiest schemes, but now a liberal protectionist war with China threatens the rural and Rust Belt Americans Clinton hates so much.
• To add insult to injury, Hillary then had the brass to advocate for helping China's dictatorial president make more tech jobs - in *his* country. WH aides rushed to contain the damage. Too late, as they were busy spinning their own loathsome comments about GOP Sen McCain.
• And like clueless liberal she is, Clinton is making deals with dictators. The Russians own Syria - which again paid no real price for using WMD, due to her feckless grandstanding. The Russians are laughing at us. As is China.
• Worst of all, the North Koreans, proving that hostage-taking works, bamboozled her into a summit that no one thinks is a good idea except the North Koreans. They get to keep their nukes, and then shake hands with the President. She might as well have sent Albright again.
• Sure, she cancelled Obama's Iran Deal...but no one really can explain why, except that she seems to be doing the bidding of the Israelis, which is what her craziest, right-wing, anti-Semitic opponents warned us she would do as President.
• In fact, she seems determined to start another Middle East conflict, which Trump and everyone else said she would. Maybe they were right. It's almost like she could have just hired John Bolton for all it matters now.
• And her nasty personality is now on full display. There isn't anyone in America, except her most loyal voters, that she hasn't picked a fight with. But she's tight with Kanye West, which is what you'd expect from an identity politics leftist like her.
• And, oh, man, the budget. Just as Trump's voters warned us, she gave a tax cut to big companies and coastal elites. She handed millions to Planned Parenthood. She's inflated the budget deficit beyond comprehension.
• Aides are resigning faster than she can hire them. Leaks are rampant and vicious in a totally dysfunctional WH. She's mired in scandal, to the point where no decent lawyer will touch her, so she's had to fall back on her husband Bill Clinton who isn't looking or sounding too good these days.
• Meanwhile, the scope of her financial shenanigans grows. Her abuses of spending on herself, and FEC violations, along with ties to the Russians, mount up.
• Fortunately, the Republicans in Congress are protecting the Constitution by demanding accountability. They're demanding that she talk to the Special Counsel, just as her husband had to. They're supporting requests for information. They're backing Federal law enforcement.
• It's all so ghastly. Maybe Trump would have been a better choice.

NeverTrumpGOP said:

I saw this on twitter and thought it summed up all of Trump's actions pretty well. And highlights that if Hillary did half the stuff Trump did, conservatives would be livid with hate for her. So voila they replaced Trump with Clinton

• So, here I am in Alternate 2018, having to think hard about whether I really was all that happy that I'd gotten my way in 2016 and Hillary Clinton was actually president. The year since she took office has been a series of insane dumpster fires.
• Multiple Clinton WH aides are under indictment. At least a dozen Russians, too. Some are cooperating with the FBI. The Democrats in the House are openly interfering in the work of GOP special counsel, a former FBI Director of impeccable character.
• The economy is good, mostly because a small minority in Congress had thwarted Clinton's kookiest schemes, but now a liberal protectionist war with China threatens the rural and Rust Belt Americans Clinton hates so much.
• To add insult to injury, Hillary then had the brass to advocate for helping China's dictatorial president make more tech jobs - in *his* country. WH aides rushed to contain the damage. Too late, as they were busy spinning their own loathsome comments about GOP Sen McCain.
• And like clueless liberal she is, Clinton is making deals with dictators. The Russians own Syria - which again paid no real price for using WMD, due to her feckless grandstanding. The Russians are laughing at us. As is China.
• Worst of all, the North Koreans, proving that hostage-taking works, bamboozled her into a summit that no one thinks is a good idea except the North Koreans. They get to keep their nukes, and then shake hands with the President. She might as well have sent Albright again.
• Sure, she cancelled Obama's Iran Deal...but no one really can explain why, except that she seems to be doing the bidding of the Israelis, which is what her craziest, right-wing, anti-Semitic opponents warned us she would do as President.
• In fact, she seems determined to start another Middle East conflict, which Trump and everyone else said she would. Maybe they were right. It's almost like she could have just hired John Bolton for all it matters now.
• And her nasty personality is now on full display. There isn't anyone in America, except her most loyal voters, that she hasn't picked a fight with. But she's tight with Kanye West, which is what you'd expect from an identity politics leftist like her.
• And, oh, man, the budget. Just as Trump's voters warned us, she gave a tax cut to big companies and coastal elites. She handed millions to Planned Parenthood. She's inflated the budget deficit beyond comprehension.
• Aides are resigning faster than she can hire them. Leaks are rampant and vicious in a totally dysfunctional WH. She's mired in scandal, to the point where no decent lawyer will touch her, so she's had to fall back on her husband Bill Clinton who isn't looking or sounding too good these days.
• Meanwhile, the scope of her financial shenanigans grows. Her abuses of spending on herself, and FEC violations, along with ties to the Russians, mount up.
• Fortunately, the Republicans in Congress are protecting the Constitution by demanding accountability. They're demanding that she talk to the Special Counsel, just as her husband had to. They're supporting requests for information. They're backing Federal law enforcement.
• It's all so ghastly. Maybe Trump would have been a better choice.

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tecoyah said:

This actually made me angry for all the right reasons.

HILLARY!!!!

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

I saw this on twitter and thought it summed up all of Trump's actions pretty well. And highlights that if Hillary did half the stuff Trump did, conservatives would be livid with hate for her. So voila they replaced Trump with Clinton

• So, here I am in Alternate 2018, having to think hard about whether I really was all that happy that I'd gotten my way in 2016 and Hillary Clinton was actually president. The year since she took office has been a series of insane dumpster fires.
• Multiple Clinton WH aides are under indictment. At least a dozen Russians, too. Some are cooperating with the FBI. The Democrats in the House are openly interfering in the work of GOP special counsel, a former FBI Director of impeccable character.
• The economy is good, mostly because a small minority in Congress had thwarted Clinton's kookiest schemes, but now a liberal protectionist war with China threatens the rural and Rust Belt Americans Clinton hates so much.
• To add insult to injury, Hillary then had the brass to advocate for helping China's dictatorial president make more tech jobs - in *his* country. WH aides rushed to contain the damage. Too late, as they were busy spinning their own loathsome comments about GOP Sen McCain.
• And like clueless liberal she is, Clinton is making deals with dictators. The Russians own Syria - which again paid no real price for using WMD, due to her feckless grandstanding. The Russians are laughing at us. As is China.
• Worst of all, the North Koreans, proving that hostage-taking works, bamboozled her into a summit that no one thinks is a good idea except the North Koreans. They get to keep their nukes, and then shake hands with the President. She might as well have sent Albright again.
• Sure, she cancelled Obama's Iran Deal...but no one really can explain why, except that she seems to be doing the bidding of the Israelis, which is what her craziest, right-wing, anti-Semitic opponents warned us she would do as President.
• In fact, she seems determined to start another Middle East conflict, which Trump and everyone else said she would. Maybe they were right. It's almost like she could have just hired John Bolton for all it matters now.
• And her nasty personality is now on full display. There isn't anyone in America, except her most loyal voters, that she hasn't picked a fight with. But she's tight with Kanye West, which is what you'd expect from an identity politics leftist like her.
• And, oh, man, the budget. Just as Trump's voters warned us, she gave a tax cut to big companies and coastal elites. She handed millions to Planned Parenthood. She's inflated the budget deficit beyond comprehension.
• Aides are resigning faster than she can hire them. Leaks are rampant and vicious in a totally dysfunctional WH. She's mired in scandal, to the point where no decent lawyer will touch her, so she's had to fall back on her husband Bill Clinton who isn't looking or sounding too good these days.
• Meanwhile, the scope of her financial shenanigans grows. Her abuses of spending on herself, and FEC violations, along with ties to the Russians, mount up.
• Fortunately, the Republicans in Congress are protecting the Constitution by demanding accountability. They're demanding that she talk to the Special Counsel, just as her husband had to. They're supporting requests for information. They're backing Federal law enforcement.
• It's all so ghastly. Maybe Trump would have been a better choice.

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

I saw this on twitter and thought it summed up all of Trump's actions pretty well. And highlights that if Hillary did half the stuff Trump did, conservatives would be livid with hate for her. So voila they replaced Trump with Clinton

• So, here I am in Alternate 2018, having to think hard about whether I really was all that happy that I'd gotten my way in 2016 and Hillary Clinton was actually president. The year since she took office has been a series of insane dumpster fires.
• Multiple Clinton WH aides are under indictment. At least a dozen Russians, too. Some are cooperating with the FBI. The Democrats in the House are openly interfering in the work of GOP special counsel, a former FBI Director of impeccable character.
• The economy is good, mostly because a small minority in Congress had thwarted Clinton's kookiest schemes, but now a liberal protectionist war with China threatens the rural and Rust Belt Americans Clinton hates so much.
• To add insult to injury, Hillary then had the brass to advocate for helping China's dictatorial president make more tech jobs - in *his* country. WH aides rushed to contain the damage. Too late, as they were busy spinning their own loathsome comments about GOP Sen McCain.
• And like clueless liberal she is, Clinton is making deals with dictators. The Russians own Syria - which again paid no real price for using WMD, due to her feckless grandstanding. The Russians are laughing at us. As is China.
• Worst of all, the North Koreans, proving that hostage-taking works, bamboozled her into a summit that no one thinks is a good idea except the North Koreans. They get to keep their nukes, and then shake hands with the President. She might as well have sent Albright again.
• Sure, she cancelled Obama's Iran Deal...but no one really can explain why, except that she seems to be doing the bidding of the Israelis, which is what her craziest, right-wing, anti-Semitic opponents warned us she would do as President.
• In fact, she seems determined to start another Middle East conflict, which Trump and everyone else said she would. Maybe they were right. It's almost like she could have just hired John Bolton for all it matters now.
• And her nasty personality is now on full display. There isn't anyone in America, except her most loyal voters, that she hasn't picked a fight with. But she's tight with Kanye West, which is what you'd expect from an identity politics leftist like her.
• And, oh, man, the budget. Just as Trump's voters warned us, she gave a tax cut to big companies and coastal elites. She handed millions to Planned Parenthood. She's inflated the budget deficit beyond comprehension.
• Aides are resigning faster than she can hire them. Leaks are rampant and vicious in a totally dysfunctional WH. She's mired in scandal, to the point where no decent lawyer will touch her, so she's had to fall back on her husband Bill Clinton who isn't looking or sounding too good these days.
• Meanwhile, the scope of her financial shenanigans grows. Her abuses of spending on herself, and FEC violations, along with ties to the Russians, mount up.
• Fortunately, the Republicans in Congress are protecting the Constitution by demanding accountability. They're demanding that she talk to the Special Counsel, just as her husband had to. They're supporting requests for information. They're backing Federal law enforcement.
• It's all so ghastly. Maybe Trump would have been a better choice.

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Mycroft said:

Don't worry, if Hillary had been elected she couldn't possibly get any complaints for doing this stuff. You see, there is no chance on earth that she would have done any of this stuff. It's all either against her beliefs or it's beyond her capabilities.

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

But I thought she was the most corrupt politician in history??

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Helix said:

Hillary would be impeached by now because emails or something.

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Mycroft said:

She is.

Oh, don't worry. There would be a lot to complain about if she had been elected...just not this stuff.

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MTAtech said:

I remember when Obama was criticized as being "unpresidential" because he wore a tan suit. He was called unAmerican because he didn't wear a flag-pin on his suit. Now, Trump's personal attorney has been found to accept a half million dollars from a Russian tied to Putin; trying to sell access to Trump in a pay-for-play scheme; Trump can flagrantly lie about porn-star pay-offs, dozen of broken promises and thousands of lies -- and his base doesn't care.
If Hillary did anything close -- in number or scale, impeachment hearings would already be underway.

On the economy, we'd be reading from the right how the good economic numbers are doctored.

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

Yeah, b/c you know it's worse.

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ataraxia said:

There was so much moral outrage because her husband had cheated on her in the past, and she chose to stay with him.

So in retaliation, they elect an abrasive, foul-mouthed, low class, ignorant, p**ssy grabbing president who cheated on his new third wife with a porn star, and then paid her (and probably many others) to keep them quiet, ran the Trump U scam on an epic scale, cheating thousands out of their hard earned money, then settled it to keep it out of the court system, still hasn't released his taxes yet, has stuffed the whitehouse with incompetent friends and family, has refused to pay contractors after they had done work, and he gets a "mulligan".

Why? So that Israel can have Jerusalem as its capital again so the end times will draw nigh.

Man, we live in a crazy world!

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

I saw this on twitter and thought it summed up all of Trump's actions pretty well. And highlights that if Hillary did half the stuff Trump did, conservatives would be livid with hate for her. So voila they replaced Trump with Clinton

• So, here I am in Alternate 2018, having to think hard about whether I really was all that happy that I'd gotten my way in 2016 and Hillary Clinton was actually president. The year since she took office has been a series of insane dumpster fires.
• Multiple Clinton WH aides are under indictment. At least a dozen Russians, too. Some are cooperating with the FBI. The Democrats in the House are openly interfering in the work of GOP special counsel, a former FBI Director of impeccable character.
• The economy is good, mostly because a small minority in Congress had thwarted Clinton's kookiest schemes, but now a liberal protectionist war with China threatens the rural and Rust Belt Americans Clinton hates so much.
• To add insult to injury, Hillary then had the brass to advocate for helping China's dictatorial president make more tech jobs - in *his* country. WH aides rushed to contain the damage. Too late, as they were busy spinning their own loathsome comments about GOP Sen McCain.
• And like clueless liberal she is, Clinton is making deals with dictators. The Russians own Syria - which again paid no real price for using WMD, due to her feckless grandstanding. The Russians are laughing at us. As is China.
• Worst of all, the North Koreans, proving that hostage-taking works, bamboozled her into a summit that no one thinks is a good idea except the North Koreans. They get to keep their nukes, and then shake hands with the President. She might as well have sent Albright again.
• Sure, she cancelled Obama's Iran Deal...but no one really can explain why, except that she seems to be doing the bidding of the Israelis, which is what her craziest, right-wing, anti-Semitic opponents warned us she would do as President.
• In fact, she seems determined to start another Middle East conflict, which Trump and everyone else said she would. Maybe they were right. It's almost like she could have just hired John Bolton for all it matters now.
• And her nasty personality is now on full display. There isn't anyone in America, except her most loyal voters, that she hasn't picked a fight with. But she's tight with Kanye West, which is what you'd expect from an identity politics leftist like her.
• And, oh, man, the budget. Just as Trump's voters warned us, she gave a tax cut to big companies and coastal elites. She handed millions to Planned Parenthood. She's inflated the budget deficit beyond comprehension.
• Aides are resigning faster than she can hire them. Leaks are rampant and vicious in a totally dysfunctional WH. She's mired in scandal, to the point where no decent lawyer will touch her, so she's had to fall back on her husband Bill Clinton who isn't looking or sounding too good these days.
• Meanwhile, the scope of her financial shenanigans grows. Her abuses of spending on herself, and FEC violations, along with ties to the Russians, mount up.
• Fortunately, the Republicans in Congress are protecting the Constitution by demanding accountability. They're demanding that she talk to the Special Counsel, just as her husband had to. They're supporting requests for information. They're backing Federal law enforcement.
• It's all so ghastly. Maybe Trump would have been a better choice.

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Mycroft said:

Well, considering the bulk of that nonsense you spouted is illogical, bias-based spin, hyperbolized past history and just plain not being able to accept good when it slaps you upside the head, yes...I know that Hillary's stuff WOULD be worse.

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Trinnity said:

We may yet see her in cuffs. That would be real justice.

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tres borrachos said:

I don't know what the country would look like today if she had won the election, except for 3 things: The Benghazi investigations would have kicked into full gear - again and for another few years, Stormy Daniels wouldn't be a household name, and Paul Ryan, Trey Gowdy, Jeff Flake, Rod Frelinghuysen, and scores of other Republican lawmakers wouldn't be "retiring" this year.

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

It's funny that we can't talk about hyperbolized past history when you won't shut up about Hillary losing the election and Bill Clinton getting blowjobs, but yeah, Hillary's stuff would be much worse, only because you don't like her.

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Mycroft said:

You believe in the end times, eh? Yeah...YOU live in a crazy world.

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tres borrachos said:

I don't know what the country would look like today if she had won the election, except for 3 things: The Benghazi investigations would have kicked into full gear - again and for another few years, Stormy Daniels wouldn't be a household name, and Paul Ryan, Trey Gowdy, Jeff Flake, Rod Frelinghuysen, and scores of other Republican lawmakers wouldn't be "retiring" this year.

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