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Partisan ax murder (humor)

DifferentDrummr

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What an accused ax murderer would say if he were a . . . . :

Democrat: "Sure, it was wrong in some respects, but at least the victim's death provides that much more resources to those who truly need it."

Republican: "The dead guy has only himself to blame for what happened."

Libertarian: He'd say the same thing as the Republican, but as soon as he finds out he might go to prison, he screams and whines about the government oppressing his natural rights.
 
Needed more time to bake.
 
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