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Tic toc tic, do do do do do
posted at 11:11 CST
but the time showing on the post = 07:10 PM
Well i am from the future. Currently new zealand is 21 hours ahead of america.
if you want to know what's happening in your tomorrow, feel free to ask.
Three words: Lotto numbers
Not a problem, just send $10,000 to my address and i absolutely promise to send the numbers back.
If you were truly from the future, you'd already know that I'm not going to do that.
Pity, because my grandmother has a bridge in brooklyn she needs to sell, I was hoping we could make a deal there too if you agreed to the first.
As long as it's not the one in London. That sumbitch is fallin down!
As long as it's not the one in London. That sumbitch is fallin down!
Actually, that bridge was sold and is now in Lake Havasu, AZ.
That's not that odd. The Eiffel Tower is in Las Vegas now.
As long as it's not the one in London. That sumbitch is fallin down!