So-o-o-o-o...The Houston Asterisks?
Works for me!
I must have gained twenty pounds eating all those delicious LA Dodger Donuts.
(and of course those famous Dodger Dogs!)

Maybe the Astros should pay for my Weight Watchers diet, to say nothing about my poor suffering Cubbies fan wife
Karen having to console me when we lost the World Series.
(which we apparently should have WON!)

One famous and beloved Dodgers fan who goes by the moniker "Bluebeard" wants to file a class action lawsuit!

Dodger fans or Dodger haters...weigh in, what do YOU think should be done?
Remember, Pete Rose is still BANNED for LIFE from baseball, shouldn't we insist on the same standards for an entire team that cheats at baseball?