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Something More Interesting Than Racewalking...

reinoe

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So I recently discovered that "Power Walking" is an Olympic sport. My jaw nearly hit the floor. And it's not even a new sport....

In 1908, stand-alone 1,500m and 3,000m racewalks were added, and—excluding 1924—there has been at least one racewalk (for men) in every Olympics since

Racewalking isn't even real. It's completely artificial. It's for people who know they can't hang in a real marathon. It's completely artificial.

So I say let's have competitive Sex be an Olympic event. It's been around since forever and allows all kinds of different categories. Spooning, Reverse Cowgirl, Competitive Missionary, Harness. And you could have solo events too for fleshlighting and vibrator use. I guarantee you ratings would skyrocket. Like seriously, to hell with Racewalking. I was just shocked. And even though competitive sexing is completely stupid it's still not as dumb as Racewalking.

I wasn't sure if this should be in the Sex talk area or not. Mods can move it to wherever...
 
So I say let's have competitive Sex be an Olympic event.

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I think you may have too much time on your hands.
 
So I recently discovered that "Power Walking" is an Olympic sport. My jaw nearly hit the floor. And it's not even a new sport....



Racewalking isn't even real. It's completely artificial. It's for people who know they can't hang in a real marathon. It's completely artificial.

So I say let's have competitive Sex be an Olympic event. It's been around since forever and allows all kinds of different categories. Spooning, Reverse Cowgirl, Competitive Missionary, Harness. And you could have solo events too for fleshlighting and vibrator use. I guarantee you ratings would skyrocket. Like seriously, to hell with Racewalking. I was just shocked. And even though competitive sexing is completely stupid it's still not as dumb as Racewalking.

I wasn't sure if this should be in the Sex talk area or not. Mods can move it to wherever...

Racewalking is rather lame, but how is it "artificial"? That doesn't make any sense.

If you don't like it, don't watch it. Nobody else does; you'll be in vast company.
 
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