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    Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    LOLOLOL House Bill 4260
    Why should women be the only targets. 400 million wasted every time...think of all the children wasted....
    Every time a woman has her period she should be fined too! Every egg is precious.

    The purpose of this chapter is to express the state's interest in promoting men's health; ensure Texas men experience safe and healthy elective vasectomies, Viagra utilizations, colonoscopies procedures, and men's health experiences; ensure a doctor's right to invoke their personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra; and promote fully- abstinent sexual relations or occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities, as a means of the healthiest way to ensure men's health.
    As long the dems don 't vote on it 49 times...
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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Troll legislation shouldn't be permitted.

    Regardless, this **** here is retarded:

    A man would face a $100 penalty for each emission made outside of a vagina or medical facility. Such an emission would be considered "an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life," according to the legislation.
    Sperm is a reproductive cell, not a growing human organism. Trying to compare sperm to the unborn is flat out retarded.

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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Quote Originally Posted by RogueWarrior View Post
    LOLOLOL House Bill 4260
    Why should women be the only targets. 400 million wasted every time...think of all the children wasted....
    Every time a woman has her period she should be fined too! Every egg is precious.



    As long the dems don 't vote on it 49 times...
    Is this....is this a joke?

    This has to be a joke.
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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Reads like a story from the Onion. Surely that can't be right.
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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoverness View Post
    Is this....is this a joke?

    This has to be a joke.
    No more joke than having a women prodded before being allowed an abortion. Look it's ridiculous I know but so are the measures some conservatives take in regards to abortion methods. This is the response to idiotic conservative methods with abortions. Is it productive? No. However neither are most conservative anti abortion methods.

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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Quote Originally Posted by Praxas View Post
    No more joke than having a women prodded before being allowed an abortion. Look it's ridiculous I know but so are the measures some conservatives take in regards to abortion methods. This is the response to idiotic conservative methods with abortions. Is it productive? No. However neither are most conservative anti abortion methods.
    All she ended up doing here was making herself look ignorant of human biology. She seriously needs to open a biology book sometime. I understand she probably enjoys the troll argument "all sperm are sacred", but she should have considered that it's ignorant and makes no real point.

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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoverness View Post
    Is this....is this a joke?

    This has to be a joke.
    Yea she said it was satire.
    It's just that it's a dumb way to do it.
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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoverness View Post
    Is this....is this a joke?

    This has to be a joke.
    From reading the story it sounds Democrats trying to make fun of social-conservative Republicans.
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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Quote Originally Posted by Serenity View Post
    Reads like a story from the Onion. Surely that can't be right.
    It is satire, just in legislation form.
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    Re: Fines for masturbation in Texas ??

    Quote Originally Posted by Henrin View Post
    All she ended up doing here was making herself look ignorant of human biology. She seriously needs to open a biology book sometime. I understand she probably enjoys the troll argument "all sperm are sacred", but she should have considered that it's ignorant and makes no real point.
    And how does forcing a woman to be prodded make sense?

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