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    Does anyone write erotica?

    Just curious. I did back in my college days. Not so much since I married Judith.

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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    One time a neighbor/acquaintance told me he wrote erotic and got chicks with it. I'm square and had absolutely no interest in hearing anything about it. So he tells me just check it out and drops a stack of papers on my desk and walks out. I read a only couple sentences (felt obligated, he was a nice guy) and all I will say is it was some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read (just those couple sentences). I returned the stack of papers and told him he was a sick ****. He laughed and said "it gets me laid".

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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    I write erotic Dr. Seuss fanfiction.
    And there's no need to worry since everything is mostly nothing;
    or so I'm told by an angel in a white lab coat

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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    I write erotic Dr. Seuss fanfiction.
    I don't need to tell you what the "Push-me-pull-you" gets up to when nobody is watching...
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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    Yes, but she never wrote me back.
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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    One of the jokes that made the rounds of the middle schools this year has a serious double meaning that goes right over the heads of the 13 year old kids telling it.

    It goes: 6 is upset with 7, because 7, 8, 9.

    Try pointing out the meaning of 69 to someone and ask how exactly did 7 eat 9? No wonder 6 is upset. I guess it makes 7 a 6 offender.

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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay59 View Post
    One of the jokes that made the rounds of the middle schools this year has a serious double meaning that goes right over the heads of the 13 year old kids telling it.

    It goes: 6 is upset with 7, because 7, 8, 9.

    Try pointing out the meaning of 69 to someone and ask how exactly did 7 eat 9? No wonder 6 is upset. I guess it makes 7 a 6 offender.
    You just nuked the **** out of your own thread. No one's gonna touch it with a ten foot pole after you bring up middle school and kids. What the **** were you thinking.

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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    Okay I did just laugh because you know the whole---see title of thread and before you look closer you think you can already name who started the thread?

    I would have bet a couple $$ guessing Lurch!! haha

    (hope you're doing well LA, haven't seen you around but then I've not really been around)
    Last edited by SkyFox76; 06-16-19 at 02:51 AM.

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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    Quote Originally Posted by ecofarm View Post
    You just nuked the **** out of your own thread. No one's gonna touch it with a ten foot pole after you bring up middle school and kids. What the **** were you thinking.
    I generally think of myself as having an off kilter mind and then I find myself cursing that my mind is so innocent. I read his post and the age thing never even clicked for a second. An hour ago I was reading about a woman that was freaking out because someone took a picture of her (GASP) front yard. A person replied> Ugh what have we become.

    I agreed. It's seems there is always something to get rhiled (or paranoid) about when we can no longer look at people/things without thinking "something has to be wrong here".

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    Re: Does anyone write erotica?

    Quote Originally Posted by SkyFox76 View Post
    I generally think of myself as having an off kilter mind and then I find myself cursing that my mind is so innocent. I read his post and the age thing never even clicked for a second. An hour ago I was reading about a woman that was freaking out because someone took a picture of her (GASP) front yard. A person replied> Ugh what have we become.

    I agreed. It's seems there is always something to get rhiled (or paranoid) about when we can no longer look at people/things without thinking "something has to be wrong here".
    I found it shocking.

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