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Does anyone write erotica?

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Just curious. I did back in my college days. Not so much since I married Judith.
 
One time a neighbor/acquaintance told me he wrote erotic and got chicks with it. I'm square and had absolutely no interest in hearing anything about it. So he tells me just check it out and drops a stack of papers on my desk and walks out. I read a only couple sentences (felt obligated, he was a nice guy) and all I will say is it was some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read (just those couple sentences). I returned the stack of papers and told him he was a sick ****. He laughed and said "it gets me laid".
 
Yes, but she never wrote me back. :(
 
One of the jokes that made the rounds of the middle schools this year has a serious double meaning that goes right over the heads of the 13 year old kids telling it.

It goes: 6 is upset with 7, because 7, 8, 9.

Try pointing out the meaning of 69 to someone and ask how exactly did 7 eat 9? No wonder 6 is upset. I guess it makes 7 a 6 offender.
 
Jay59 said:
One of the jokes that made the rounds of the middle schools this year has a serious double meaning that goes right over the heads of the 13 year old kids telling it.

It goes: 6 is upset with 7, because 7, 8, 9.

Try pointing out the meaning of 69 to someone and ask how exactly did 7 eat 9? No wonder 6 is upset. I guess it makes 7 a 6 offender.
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You just nuked the **** out of your own thread. No one's gonna touch it with a ten foot pole after you bring up middle school and kids. What the **** were you thinking.
 
Okay I did just laugh because you know the whole---see title of thread and before you look closer you think you can already name who started the thread?

I would have bet a couple $$ guessing Lurch!! haha

(hope you're doing well LA, haven't seen you around but then I've not really been around)
 
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ecofarm said:
You just nuked the **** out of your own thread. No one's gonna touch it with a ten foot pole after you bring up middle school and kids. What the **** were you thinking.
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I generally think of myself as having an off kilter mind and then I find myself cursing that my mind is so innocent. I read his post and the age thing never even clicked for a second. An hour ago I was reading about a woman that was freaking out because someone took a picture of her (GASP) front yard. A person replied> Ugh what have we become.

I agreed. It's seems there is always something to get rhiled (or paranoid) about when we can no longer look at people/things without thinking "something has to be wrong here".
 
SkyFox76 said:
I generally think of myself as having an off kilter mind and then I find myself cursing that my mind is so innocent. I read his post and the age thing never even clicked for a second. An hour ago I was reading about a woman that was freaking out because someone took a picture of her (GASP) front yard. A person replied> Ugh what have we become.

I agreed. It's seems there is always something to get rhiled (or paranoid) about when we can no longer look at people/things without thinking "something has to be wrong here".
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I found it shocking.
 
ecofarm said:
I found it shocking.
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I guess because I know that joke has been around forever (way before I even hit 13) and then some, it really has no shock value for me. It's up there with the books never written--Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts and Practical proctology by Bea Hind
 
SkyFox76 said:
I guess because I know that joke has been around forever (way before I even hit 13) and then some, it really has no shock value for me. It's up there with the books never written--Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts and Practical proctology by Bea Hind
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Yeah, everyone knows the joke. But what is it, and mention of middle school and kids, doing in this thread.
 
ecofarm said:
Yeah, everyone knows the joke. But what is it, and mention of middle school and kids, doing in this thread.
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I get your bringing it up from your apparent view, I'm just saying when I saw the joke my mind didn't go to Ohhh noooo that's just not right!!!
 
Does anyone write erotica?
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I did until the retraining orders. :neutral:
 
SkyFox76 said:
I get your bringing it up from your apparent view, I'm just saying when I saw the joke my mind didn't go to Ohhh noooo that's just not right!!!
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I didn't think "oh no that's not right". I thought what I wrote in post #7. Those are my thoughts. No need to for you to invent any.

If you want some context to help understand, I was laughing when I wrote it. And it's true.
 
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SkyFox76 said:
okay :thumbs:
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Well, you've managed to out-creep that post. Gratz. I don't need your issues; save the thought invention for someone else.
 
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Jay59 said:
Just curious. I did back in my college days. Not so much since I married Judith.
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When I was in sixth grade the band and choir teacher caught me with my book of obscene lyrics to the songbook.

Later he said, "That was quite a composition you wrote."

I quickly answered him, "It isn't finished yet."

He said, "Oh, it's finished."

I said, "You can't infringe on my freedom of speech."

My dad was in a ministry and the band teacher went to our Church.

I should have let him give it to my Dad.

I would have had to argue that giving it to my dad was as good as destroying it.
 
Jay59 said:
Just curious. I did back in my college days. Not so much since I married Judith.
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No. But I try to live erotically as often as possible. Too old for wild sex on trampolines. How I miss the trampolines.
 
OldFatGuy said:
No. But I try to live erotically as often as possible. Too old for wild sex on trampolines. How I miss the trampolines.
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Why would someone even want that.
 
uptower said:
I don't need to tell you what the "Push-me-pull-you" gets up to when nobody is watching...
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That's Dr. Dolittle.

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