Ways to Know the People in the Hotel Room Above you are Having Sex

The tempo of the thumping and creaking gets faster and faster then all of the sudden, stops.

Anyone else experience this?

Ways to Know the People in the Hotel Room Above you are Having Sex

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I've never sought such things.

And, yes, I've been in places where it's apparent someone's "gettin' their freak on."

You wake up at 4 in the morning. Grumble grumble.

This subject lol...

I can count on one hand how many times I’ve had to deal with this and it’s... well you know pretty awkward as you can imagine.

I know people have complained about people having sex, to my memory never directly to myself, but it’s a bit like look, it’s a building full of bedrooms like ****, what do you want?

But one place I worked has a sort of inner courtyard setup with rooms all the way around, ground floor, windows open this couple are ****ing like absolute wild animals.

Like, their lovemaking is smashing against all corners of this courtyard and probably leagues beyond, I’m standing there thinking like, **** should I do something like this is waaaay over the top and I know I’m gonna get calls in a second... cause it’s 2am at this point.

So after a few moments I go over to the window (thank goodness the drapes were drawn) and I tapped on the window and said “hey ah... sorry... listen... good job buddy but ah, whole hotel can hear you guys, maybe give the windows a close eh, night” and I just ****ing took off lol, I heard them laughing and the window close so I was like cool.

Exactly why I always try to get a room on the top floor, lol.

Rosie1 said:

Exactly why I always try to get a room on the top floor, lol.

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And then they go at it on the roof.

There is no escape. -_-

Felis Leo said:

There is no escape. -_-

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NASA said no one's banged in space.

Fiddytree said:

NASA said no one's banged in space.

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Wasn't one of filesharing porno sites raising money to do a shoot on SpaceX?

Fiddytree said:

NASA said no one's banged in space.

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Really? No one has yet to start the, "****ing hundreds of miles high" club?

Jetboogieman said:

This subject lol...

I can count on one hand how many times I’ve had to deal with this and it’s... well you know pretty awkward as you can imagine.

I know people have complained about people having sex, to my memory never directly to myself, but it’s a bit like look, it’s a building full of bedrooms like ****, what do you want?

But one place I worked has a sort of inner courtyard setup with rooms all the way around, ground floor, windows open this couple are ****ing like absolute wild animals.

Like, their lovemaking is smashing against all corners of this courtyard and probably leagues beyond, I’m standing there thinking like, **** should I do something like this is waaaay over the top and I know I’m gonna get calls in a second... cause it’s 2am at this point.

So after a few moments I go over to the window (thank goodness the drapes were drawn) and I tapped on the window and said “hey ah... sorry... listen... good job buddy but ah, whole hotel can hear you guys, maybe give the windows a close eh, night” and I just ****ing took off lol, I heard them laughing and the window close so I was like cool.

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I want owners to have enough interest in quality to spend some money above and beyond the minimum required for structural integrity, I want them to design the space with some thought to the sound issues when people are using the space.

I expect a lot I know.

Hawkeye10 said:

I want owners to have enough interest in quality to spend some money above and beyond the minimum required for structural integrity, I want them to design the space with some thought to the sound issues when people are using the space.

I expect a lot I know.

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Depends on where you stay :shrug:

Not every property can afford top of the line soundproofing between every unit, especially if they’re smaller and the buildings older.

EMNofSeattle said:

Wasn't one of filesharing porno sites raising money to do a shoot on SpaceX?

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lurchadams said:

Really? No one has yet to start the, "****ing hundreds of miles high" club?

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Zero-G creates some blood pressure issues. Men will have trouble. Newton's third law poses a problem too.

Two women, on the other hand, far fewer problems.

lurchadams said:

The tempo of the thumping and creaking gets faster and faster then all of the sudden, stops.

Anyone else experience this?

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No. But one time on vacation in Spain, the wife and I thought there was a particularly angry little dog yapping away. After sticking my head out the window, it became clear that this was a woman having sex who unfortunately sounded almost exactly like a yapping little dog.

"Rrrah! Rrrah! Rrah!"

Don't know how the poor man kept his concentration.

Deuce said:

Zero-G creates some blood pressure issues. Men will have trouble. Newton's third law poses a problem too.

Two women, on the other hand, far fewer problems.

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Zero G would also create some serious momentum problems. There's a reason they're generally slow and deliberate when moving about a shuttle/station...

Rosie1 said:

Exactly why I always try to get a room on the top floor, lol.

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Because you want to make sure people below hear you?

Mr Person said:

No. But one time on vacation in Spain, the wife and I thought there was a particularly angry little dog yapping away. After sticking my head out the window, it became clear that this was a woman having sex who unfortunately sounded almost exactly like a yapping little dog.

"Rrrah! Rrrah! Rrah!"

Don't know how the poor man kept his concentration.

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Maybe the guy liked it....

RUFF?