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It Just Felt Like Something Was Missing

gulfman

gulfman

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The wife and me decided to have sex the other night.We started to get undressed and ready to go at it.I took of my toupe,she removed her wig.We both took out our dentures.I took out my hearing aid.She removed her double mastectomy bra.I undid my colostomy bag.For some reason I just couldn't perform.It just felt like something was missing.
 
gulfman said:
The wife and me decided to have sex the other night.We started to get undressed and ready to go at it.I took of my toupe,she removed her wig.We both took out our dentures.I took out my hearing aid.She removed her double mastectomy bra.I undid my colostomy bag.For some reason I just couldn't perform.It just felt like something was missing.
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You forgot to take off your glasses.
 
Forgot to plug the pump in?
 
Forgot the K-Y
 
gulfman said:
The wife and me decided to have sex the other night.We started to get undressed and ready to go at it.I took of my toupe,she removed her wig.We both took out our dentures.I took out my hearing aid.She removed her double mastectomy bra.I undid my colostomy bag.For some reason I just couldn't perform.It just felt like something was missing.
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Perhaps the stiff dick was missing. Perhaps an external power source for your defibrillater? You should not have removed tha hearing aid because you can't tell if anyone is coming.
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Stop forecasting my future.

I don't like it, and it depresses me.

Thanks for nothing.

;)
 
polgara said:
Greetings, Erik. :2wave:

:shock: .. :thumbs: .. :mrgreen:
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Greetings, Polgara. :2wave:

Hope all is well with you.
(If not wishing you that it'll be so shortly)
 
CLAX1911 said:
Lol, that's what everybody always tells me. Maybe I'm just gross. :lamo
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I wouldn't call you gross. But I think you can raise the 'grossness stakes' higher than most would.
 
Our instincts have two parts. The first part is the carrot on the stick, that drives us with desire to satisfy a need. There is also the end game for the instinct; natural goal behind the instinct. For example, with the instinct of hunger, the carrot on the stick is connected to the enjoyment of eating. The end game is the nutrition and energy needs of the body. In terms of food, the best taking foods may not always be the best for you in terms of nutrition and health. The fatty steak or the cheese cake may best satisfy the carrot on the stick, but this is not optimized for the end game. This can cause repression and the binary instinct resetting and looping; compulsive bad habit loop.

In the case of sex for older people, there is no end game, in the natural sense; reproduction, after a certain age. This is not a value judgement but part of aging. Although, the male can still reproduce very late in life. However, an older couple can still act in terms of the carrot on the stick, but part one cannot close the deal in terms of natural part 2, since this may not exist in proper form.

Maybe a good analogy is working a job that you like. You enjoy the people and tasks you do and are paid, handsomely. Say you had to work that job, but without pay. The tasks and the people have not changed, but the unspoken end game; money, is gone. The money may not have meant that much to you, when it was there, due to the high job satisfaction. But once this is gone, it has an unconscious impact on the front end.
 
So we now have to hear about the sex life of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head? Just please try not to get your dentures mixed up with your Potato Head Horse, but if you do, post pictures. And yes, Mrs. Potato Head would probably love it if you got another member confused with your horse. Don't post pictures of that.
 
I know an elderly couple in their 90's. The lady gives her husband sleeping pills and Viagra. I said to her that I could understand the sleeping pills but why the Viagra? She said" The sleeping pills put him to sleep all night and the Viagra stops him rolling out of bed".
 
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