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Masturbation is homosexuality.

TheGoverness

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If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right: Conservative Christian activist Dave Daubenmire warns that masturbation is wrong because “masturbation is homosexuality.”

Daubenmire recently discussed the pressing issue of masturbation on his “Pass the Salt Live” webcast, arguing that masturbation is wrong because it is really a form of homosexuality.

On his program Daubenmire declared:

You’ve just got to say no to it, as hard as it is. If you’re very honest about it, masturbation is homosexuality.

You’re having sex with a man. You’re putting images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.

It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds.
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Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
 
Oh good, isn't this the same guy that supported Roy Moore?
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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One must punish oneself for trangressing this sin. Whips ... they cause lots of pain.
 
TheGoverness said:
I have no idea. I only know this guy back when he said the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was Satanic. :lol:
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Wait. What about women playing hanky with themselves?
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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THese people are completely nuts. Yeah, don't have sex, don't masturbate, become a pscyhopath sexual deviant. We see how well that works for catholic priests

Why do these religious nuts try to demonize sex, the very thing that gives us life. Why would god make an orgasm feels so good only to tell us we can't have sex? Why would the result of having sex make people feel so good if it was bad? Why make such a strong biological urges to desire sex if its was so long?

People who believe sex is so bad and demonize it, including masturbation, worship an evil, POS god
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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Damn those free-range devils!
I bet they keep bumping into each other, free-ranging in his mind.
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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I don't know who this guy is, but it looks like he agrees with the teachings of the Jehova's Witness' ...
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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Penises are for a married woman's hand only as the Good Lord intended. Everyone knows anything else is funny business of the highest order.

The loser in all this? Jergens.
 
Winston said:
Penises are for a married woman's hand only as the Good Lord intended. Everyone knows anything else is funny business of the highest order.

The loser in all this? Jergens.
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And the Lord spoke, "Only woman can lay thy hand on thy penis, for that is what I have decreed!"
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
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You know that guy jerked off at one point or another in his life. Probably daily, actually. Maybe he has gay tendencies and he thinks that explains it. What a load of crap.

Where do some folks come up with this ****?
 
TheGoverness said:
And the Lord spoke, "Only woman can lay thy hand on thy penis, for that is what I have decreed!"
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But, if she gives him a handy -- doesn't that mean she's gay? Or, wait, since he's the one being masturbated, um....is it the masturbator? Or, the masturbatee? Or, both?

Oh, never mind.
 
HowardBThiname said:
You know that guy jerked off at one point or another in his life. Probably daily, actually. Maybe he has gay tendencies and he thinks that explains it. What a load of crap.

Where do some folks come up with this ****?
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The mind of crazy religious nut-bags is an enigma to me. I don't understand being so religious to the point where you don't do anything remotely pleasurable.
 
HowardBThiname said:
You know that guy jerked off at one point or another in his life. Probably daily, actually. Maybe he has gay tendencies and he thinks that explains it. What a load of crap.

Where do some folks come up with this ****?
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He probably also has ton of gay sex, likely with children. The louder these religious nuts preach, the more skeletons in their closet

TheGoverness said:
The mind of crazy religious nut-bags is an enigma to me. I don't understand being so religious to the point where you don't do anything remotely pleasurable.
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I know, what a complete waste. LIke some religions that have no worldly possessions, don't celebrate holidays or anything. Wasting the only sure things you have, your life here and now
 
I believe the plural is penisi.
 
HowardBThiname said:
But, if she gives him a handy -- doesn't that mean she's gay? Or, wait, since he's the one being masturbated, um....is it the masturbator? Or, the masturbatee? Or, both?

Oh, never mind.
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It's a vortex of gay!
 
HowardBThiname said:
But, if she gives him a handy -- doesn't that mean she's gay? Or, wait, since he's the one being masturbated, um....is it the masturbator? Or, the masturbatee? Or, both?

Oh, never mind.
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I think "it" falls into another category if you have help.................
 
TheGoverness said:
I have no idea. I only know this guy back when he said the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was Satanic. :lol:
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Naw, I'd say condom snorting is demonic.

As far as masterbation being homosexual...news to me.
 
TheGoverness said:
The mind of crazy religious nut-bags is an enigma to me. I don't understand being so religious to the point where you don't do anything remotely pleasurable.
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Oh, I'm sure they "pleasure themselves" frequently. Then the guilt comes and it's time for that religious denial and projection.

This cracked me up:
In a work titled “Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion On Pornography and Masturbation,” Driscoll writes:

… Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.
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That's vivid enough that a believe the dude has done it himself.
 
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