• This is a political forum that is non-biased/non-partisan and treats every person's position on topics equally. This debate forum is not aligned to any political party. In today's politics, many ideas are split between and even within all the political parties. Often we find ourselves agreeing on one platform but some topics break our mold. We are here to discuss them in a civil political debate. If this is your first visit to our political forums, be sure to check out the RULES. Registering for debate politics is necessary before posting. Register today to participate - it's free!

Masturbation is homosexuality.

<alt>doxygen said:
Oh, I'm sure they "pleasure themselves" frequently. Then the guilt comes and it's time for that religious denial and projection.

This cracked me up:


That's vivid enough that a believe the dude has done it himself.
Click to expand...

Oh yeah, he totally jerks off. He's like one of those preachers that's like "being gay is wrong!", and then is having sex with some guy on the side.
 
TheGoverness said:
The mind of crazy religious nut-bags is an enigma to me. I don't understand being so religious to the point where you don't do anything remotely pleasurable.
Click to expand...

They lose control without all these rules.

We are to attempt to live like Jesus but, no mortal can.
 
Last edited:
I thought it was only gay if you used your left hand. If you used your right hand it was hetero.

What it you use one of those suction thingies they advert in the back of magazines......er......forget I mentioned that.
 
Gaius46 said:
I thought it was only gay if you used your left hand. If you used your right hand it was hetero.
Click to expand...

That reminds me of that stupid **** about ankle bracelets. Oh, if you put it on your left/right ankle (can't remember which one) you're gay!
 
TheGoverness said:
That reminds me of that stupid **** about ankle bracelets. Oh, if you put it on your left/right ankle (can't remember which one) you're gay!
Click to expand...

Exactly. Only when I was growing up it was guys and earrings. I got my left ear pierced at 24. Still don't know if that was the "gay side" or not.
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
Click to expand...

It's just appalling, how Christianity managed to screw up sex SO much.

Men...and I do mean men...have SO MUCH FEAR regarding sex. That their women will like it better with someone else, about their own performance, that they cant get enough of it so they marry stupidly, that they need it to control entire populations, that they can use it to punish women, etc etc etc.

And yes, it was men that made all those rules.

Edit: oh, and now with the MeToo movement, fear that women can now use it more effectively against them. (Not Christianity related in this case tho)
 
Man, I'm really lucky, my right hand is a bottom and my left hand is a top, extra masturbatory pleasure ;)
 
Lursa said:
It's just appalling, how Christianity managed to screw up sex SO much.

Men...and I do mean men...have SO MUCH FEAR regarding sex. That their women will like it better with someone else, about their own performance, that they cant get enough of it so they marry stupidly, that they need it to control entire populations, that they can use it to punish women, etc etc etc.

And yes, it was men that made all those rules.
Click to expand...

Well, considering it was only men that could make those rules, yeah.
 
TheGoverness said:
I have no idea. I only know this guy back when he said the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was Satanic. :lol:
Click to expand...

So why exactly are starting a thread on this buffoon?
 
Beating off doesn't seem that gay but auto-fellatio does. I dunno...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 
So, then we're all a little gay.
cac310f187387fc74d918c0ebf6c39af.jpg


Sent from my LG-H910 using Tapatalk
 
Fiddytree said:
So, then we're all a little gay.
cac310f187387fc74d918c0ebf6c39af.jpg


Sent from my LG-H910 using Tapatalk
Click to expand...

Do you think sexuality is a spectrum, rather than cut & dry?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 
Winston said:
Do you think sexuality is a spectrum, rather than cut & dry?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Click to expand...
Yeah.

Sent from my LG-H910 using Tapatalk
 
Winston said:
Beating off doesn't seem that gay but auto-fellatio does. I dunno...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Click to expand...


Getting head in the car? What's wrong with that? If you are the driver, need to keep a sharp eye on the old speedo!

:mrgreen:
 
TheGoverness said:
Conservative Christian Activist Warns Masturbation Is Gay Sex

To all of you dudes that think it's okay to jerk off, you got another thang comin'! God is watching you, peeps! And he does not approve!

But seriously, this guy has a pretty sorry existence. But if masturbation is gay, does that make a man having sex with a man doubly gay? Gay squared? Who knows.
Click to expand...


I love this ****.

Morality police alert...they are out with their "X's" and are coming for you.

Where do they get all this? I am not a Biblical scholar, but ask one of these hypocrites where Jesus says ANYTHING about sex! FFS, at the time the Greeks AND the Romans openly practiced homosexuality, yet it's not even mentioned.

He's the truth, except some militaristic jargon and some good old thunder and hell fire in the Old Testament, the Bible is actually pretty thin on who can do what; King David had his general sent to the front and killed so he could have the man's wife.

Meanwhile, their "authority" has given America the most corrupt president in history; it's OK to back a child molester for office, but you can't pleasure yourself.

Makes sense, somewhere in the universe it makes sense
 
TheGoverness said:
The mind of crazy religious nut-bags is an enigma to me. I don't understand being so religious to the point where you don't do anything remotely pleasurable.
Click to expand...

Purity of the body, it's a moral dynamic liberals do not tend to have.... but it's somewhat similar to vegans, they don't want to ingest impure sources of food, because they think it is immoral. The thought is that physical actions can corrupt your soul over time, that there is a indirect correlations between your physical actions and your "spirit".

I assume masturbation is sometimes put into this category is because it is unearned self gratifying pleasure and can lead to lustful thoughts about others.
 
celticwar17 said:
Purity of the body, it's a moral dynamic liberals do not tend to have.... but it's somewhat similar to vegans, they don't want to ingest impure sources of food, because they think it is immoral. The thought is that physical actions can corrupt your soul over time, that there is a indirect correlations between your physical actions and your "spirit".
Click to expand...


Did you just go political in a thread about boinking your hand?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom