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Speaking of booty...the formula for the perfect female hiney...pic heavy with perfect hineys

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...ulate-exactly-what-makes-for-the-perfect-bum/

I had heard about this once watching MANSWERS and now i found it.
I hope this is more "tasteful" than a previous post about this subject.
Anyway, a score of 0.70 is perfect they conclude and show pics of what was calculated to be near perfect ladies hineys.

"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.

And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).

While it may look complicated, getting to the bottom of the formula is easy, Holmes insists.

First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:

* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

* C = circularity (rounder is better)

* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)

Then calculate this:

* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.

While everyone may aspire to cans of J.Lo or Jessica Simpson proportions, balance is key to achieving the perfect score of approximately 80.

"Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," Holmes said.

WARNING: Not for booby men.

here is what they consider to be the calculated perfect human woman's hiney. It is hard to argue with science.

perfect hiney.jpg
 
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Much more tasteful. I find it hard to argue with that article's reasoning, and I take solace in the knowledge that there are scientists out there studying what truly matters.
 
Way too much math and science in all that. The perfect derriere belongs to Sally Field as presented in Smokey and the Bandit. A close second belongs to Nastassja Kinski in Cat People.
 
...You thought this would be more tasteful?

As much as I don't particularly want to hear about anyone's booty-licking, at least it's implied that the woman whose booty he is licking is an actual human being whose enjoyment is a consideration.

Crass, but still more tasteful than discussing women as actual objects to be designed, picked over, and derided when they don't come out "perfect" from the factory.
 
I just know it when I see it.
 
The REAL booty thread was deleted for no reason at all.

Too bad because it was shaping out to be one of the best threads on DP. But ofcourse our admintration team had to mess it up.
 
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...ulate-exactly-what-makes-for-the-perfect-bum/

I had heard about this once watching MANSWERS and now i found it.
I hope this is more "tasteful" than a previous post about this subject.
Anyway, a score of 0.70 is perfect they conclude and show pics of what was calculated to be near perfect ladies hineys.

"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.

And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).

While it may look complicated, getting to the bottom of the formula is easy, Holmes insists.

First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:

* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

* C = circularity (rounder is better)

* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)

Then calculate this:

* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.

While everyone may aspire to cans of J.Lo or Jessica Simpson proportions, balance is key to achieving the perfect score of approximately 80.

"Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," Holmes said.

WARNING: Not for booby men.

here is what they consider to be the calculated perfect human woman's hiney. It is hard to argue with science.

View attachment 67228883

This was obviously made by white guys in the 70s
 
This was obviously made by white guys in the 70s

I don't care if it was made by Henry the 8th in the 1500's.
That is one fine hiney.
...and don't tell me you would not look twice if you saw "Dat Azz" on the beach.
You know you would.
 
I don't care if it was made by Henry the 8th in the 1500's.
That is one fine hiney.
...and don't tell me you would not look twice if you saw "Dat Azz" on the beach.
You know you would.

Probably 100 better asses on any beach in America righ now
 
The REAL booty thread was deleted for no reason at all.

Too bad because it was shaping out to be one of the best threads on DP. But ofcourse our admintration team had to mess it up.

If you mean that "other hiney thread", They had very good reasons for it being gone.
I will not miss it one bit.
 
...You thought this would be more tasteful?

As much as I don't particularly want to hear about anyone's booty-licking, at least it's implied that the woman whose booty he is licking is an actual human being whose enjoyment is a consideration.

Crass, but still more tasteful than discussing women as actual objects to be designed, picked over, and derided when they don't come out "perfect" from the factory.

The differences is what makes them all beautiful to different eyes.

Did you really expect anything PC on a thread about the perfect woman's hiney?
I don't wonder why my ice cream melts in the Arizona sun in August.
Some expectations are unrealistic.
No PC on this thread. Shoo. We're talkin' women's hineys here.

Looking and admiring from afar.
Not shoving our tongue in places the sun don't shine.

Big difference.
 
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The differences is what makes them all beautiful to different eyes.

Did you really expect anything PC on a thread about the perfect woman's hiney?
I don't wonder why my ice cream melts in the Arizona sun in August.
Some expectations are unrealistic.
No PC on this thread. Shoo. We're talkin' women's hineys here.

Looking and admiring from afar.
Not shoving our tongue in places the sun don't shine.

Big difference.

Lol, you have a very misaligned concept of your own power over this -- or any -- thread, my dear. :lol:

At any rate, it's not "PC" to look at women as people and not math equations. It's just what men do, as opposed to little boys.

Don't say trashy, stupid crap and then whine about it when someone calls it out as trashy and stupid.
 
Lol, you have a very misaligned concept of your own power over this -- or any -- thread, my dear. :lol:

At any rate, it's not "PC" to look at women as people and not math equations. It's just what men do, as opposed to little boys.

Don't say trashy, stupid crap and then whine about it when someone calls it out as trashy and stupid.

Let me get this right. You are offended by this, yet applauded :applaud and enjoyed :) a thread about shoving a tongue up someone's butt?
:screwy

Few people in the entire world would take exception to a beautiful woman's beautiful hiney.
Including lesbians and gay men.
beauty is beauty.
A lady friend of mine made me slow down at a road construction site everytime we went past it so she could ogle the men working there with their shirts off.
Did I tell her what she was doing was sexist and get all PC on her? NO. I slowed down so she could enjoy the view.

If you live your life in the PC world, you will be offended by everything under the sun.
Just like now.
Shooo...this is a thread about enjoying beautiful women's beautiful hineys.
it is not vulgar. It is respectful, polite, and a confirmation of the beauty to be enjoyed on this earth.
A panoramic sunset, a delicate and colorful bird perched on your truck, of the lines of the human body.
This is why Michelangelo painted people in "the glory of their nakedness" as he said.
Only the PC could get offended.
If you don't like it, then move on.
But keep your judgemental comments to yourself.
This thread is about beauty and nothing else.

There is NOTHING "trashy" about this. heck, you can even see the WOMAN who took the pic leaning over doing it in the mirror.
(from the link)

kelly brook.jpg
 
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Let me get this right. You are offended by this, yet applauded :applaud and enjoyed :) a thread about shoving a tongue up someone's butt?
:screwy

Few people in the entire world would take exception to a beautiful woman's beautiful hiney.
Including lesbians and gay men.
beauty is beauty.
A lady friend of mine made me slow down at a road construction site everytime we went past it so she could ogle the men working there with their shirts off.
Did I tell her what she was doing was sexist and get all PC on her? NO. I slowed down so she could enjoy the view.

If you live your life in the PC world, you will be offended by everything under the sun.
Just like now.
Shooo...this is a thread about enjoying beautiful women's beautiful hineys.
it is not vulgar. It is respectful, polite, and a confirmation of the beauty to be enjoyed on this earth.
A panoramic sunset, a delicate and colorful bird perched on your truck, of the lines of the human body.
This is why Michelangelo painted people in "the glory of their nakedness" as he said.
Only the PC could get offended.
If you don't like it, then move on.
But keep your judgemental comments to yourself.
This thread is about beauty and nothing else.

There is NOTHING "trashy" about this. heck, you can even see the WOMAN who took the pic leaning over doing it in the mirror.
(from the link)

View attachment 67229060

The front side must also figure in because it's the "Y" that goes with the bootyliciousness that makes it all the complete package.
 
The REAL booty thread was deleted for no reason at all.

Too bad because it was shaping out to be one of the best threads on DP. But ofcourse our admintration team had to mess it up.

tell your story walking.....
 
Wow, someone's angry over not getting their way! :lol: Perhaps it's nap time.

"...not getting my way"? "...angry"?

hmm let's see, ...the thread is still up, it has lots of pleasant comments, and one of the only two distractors (besides you) got banned from the whole website...and today I had a wonderful Angus ribeye steak from Sam's meat dept on the George Foreman, made sweet and dirty love to my wife, who's hiney is on a par with those in this thread, and took a nap with a fat 16 pound kitty on my lap.

How, exactly, am I not getting my way according to your definition?

Now, shoo....only happiness, peace and adoration for beautiful hineys is allowed on this thread.
So sayeth the OP, and so it is written, so, so shall it be.....(in my best Charlton Heston Moses voice) :cool:
 
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