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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...ulate-exactly-what-makes-for-the-perfect-bum/
I had heard about this once watching MANSWERS and now i found it.
I hope this is more "tasteful" than a previous post about this subject.
Anyway, a score of 0.70 is perfect they conclude and show pics of what was calculated to be near perfect ladies hineys.
"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.
And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).
While it may look complicated, getting to the bottom of the formula is easy, Holmes insists.
First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:
* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
* C = circularity (rounder is better)
* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
Then calculate this:
* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.
While everyone may aspire to cans of J.Lo or Jessica Simpson proportions, balance is key to achieving the perfect score of approximately 80.
"Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," Holmes said.
WARNING: Not for booby men.
here is what they consider to be the calculated perfect human woman's hiney. It is hard to argue with science.
I had heard about this once watching MANSWERS and now i found it.
I hope this is more "tasteful" than a previous post about this subject.
Anyway, a score of 0.70 is perfect they conclude and show pics of what was calculated to be near perfect ladies hineys.
"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.
And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).
While it may look complicated, getting to the bottom of the formula is easy, Holmes insists.
First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:
* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
* C = circularity (rounder is better)
* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
Then calculate this:
* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.
While everyone may aspire to cans of J.Lo or Jessica Simpson proportions, balance is key to achieving the perfect score of approximately 80.
"Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," Holmes said.
WARNING: Not for booby men.
here is what they consider to be the calculated perfect human woman's hiney. It is hard to argue with science.
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