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Use a sticker to seal your penis during sex! - Not a joke... ppl are STUPID.

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A new product created in a "desperate attempt to avoid using condoms" involves men using a sticker to seal their urethras shut during sex. The product, named "Jiftip", is a sticker that covers the urethra during sex, and is touted as a way to “Feel your partner, Feel Freedom, Feel Safe.”
Except it's not exactly safe.
While Jiftip may sound like a dream come true for those who don't like the way condoms feel during sex, many health professionals warn there is no evidence the product is effective in preventing STDs or pregnancy.
Jamin Brahmbhatt, a physician with Orlando Health, said users who visit Jiftip's website also have to dig to find the company's disclaimer that the product is "not intended or approved to prevent pregnancy or STI's." Whoops.
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...r-during-sex-its-risky-doctor-says/535588001/


I am... flabbergasted at the stupidity of humans on a daily basis.
 
Ummm...but where does the semen go?!?! That seems like it would NOT feel good. And, yeah...STDs and stuff.
 
Fishking said:
Ummm...but where does the semen go?!?! That seems like it would NOT feel good. And, yeah...STDs and stuff.
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No problem

A hole punch is included with the product at no extra charge
 
If you're gonna do stupid, do stupid right and grab the superglue!
 
Fishking said:
Ummm...but where does the semen go?!?! That seems like it would NOT feel good. And, yeah...STDs and stuff.
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Seems like there would be a risk of a blowout.
Kinda like an over-inflated tire.
 
PirateMk1 said:
Call me surprised you are still surprised. There's a reason for bubba tests, you know..........Bubba the idiot that makes Murphy seem reasonable.
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You'd think at my age I'd know better, but then along comes "Dick tip sealant stickers" and suddenly I'm flabbergasted again.
 
radioman said:
Seems like there would be a risk of a blowout.
Kinda like an over-inflated tire.
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Could cause a massive back blast and there go your balls.
 
I wonder if they come in fun cartoon character shapes and images? Ron Jeremy face stickers?

What if you go down on your ol' lady and find a Fred Flintstone sticker down there? I'm talking about one you didn't put there.
 
Renae said:
You'd think at my age I'd know better, but then along comes "Dick tip sealant stickers" and suddenly I'm flabbergasted again.
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JANFU said:
Could cause a massive back blast and there go your balls.
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Lutherf said:
I wonder if they come in fun cartoon character shapes and images? Ron Jeremy face stickers?

What if you go down on your ol' lady and find a Fred Flintstone sticker down there? I'm talking about one you didn't put there.
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LMAO...all three of these are currently being considered for my next sig...hahaha
 
OlNate said:
LMAO...all three of these are currently being considered for my next sig...hahaha
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Are you familiar with the old saying "blue balls"??
 
Lutherf said:
I wonder if they come in fun cartoon character shapes and images? Ron Jeremy face stickers?

What if you go down on your ol' lady and find a Fred Flintstone sticker down there? I'm talking about one you didn't put there.
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Only drawback to oral sex is the view!
 
JANFU said:
Are you familiar with the old saying "blue balls"??
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lol yup. And that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this...ow...then I reminisced about my life from the age of 13-15....haha :)
 
OlNate said:
LMAO...all three of these are currently being considered for my next sig...hahaha
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Go with the first one. It's the only one with enough context to make sense, without having enough context to sound... right? Granted, none of them have the latter.
 
OlNate said:
lol yup. And that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this...ow...then I reminisced about my life from the age of 13-15....haha :)
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You know you released the pressure, how many times a day?
 
Rexedgar said:
You know you released the pressure, how many times a day?
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First of all...big points for creepy, homie! lol

Second of all..that's not what my understanding of blue balls is... lol... It's not so much about long term "pressure", but more about...ah, you know what, this is a conversation for the basement... lmao
 
Rexedgar said:
Blue Balls - What Is Blue Balls and Is It Real?

I'm all about the education process, you're welcome!

What are you now, 16? :lamo
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I wish...lol...sorry, homie, unless you're suggesting that I immediately whipped er out and "relieved the pressure" after a makeout sesh in the age before we were going all the way, I think one can be discussed without discussing the other. At least wait until you get home, man! hahaha ffs
 
JANFU said:
Could cause a massive back blast and there go your balls.
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There used to be a stripper making the rounds here called (I think) Mindy Dupree who would insert a ping-pong ball and squirt it across the stage. Guys would catch the ball in their beer glasses. I heard lots of admiring comments about how that skill might be a huge bonus but I wonder. Sounds risky, if mistimed.
 
I love how it says that it isn't intended to prevent pregnancy or STI's. So why am I putting a sticker on the tip of my Johnson again?
 
MrPeanut said:
I love how it says that it isn't intended to prevent pregnancy or STI's. So why am I putting a sticker on the tip of my Johnson again?
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Curb appeal? hehe
 
Just don't use a condom. Me, if I've gone to the effort of seducing a girl, I damn well intend to knock her up.
 
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