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Is your husband gay?

This has got to be my favorite thread of 2017
 
FastPace said:
Just as an FYI, Rev, all heterosexual American porn, at least of the type marketed toward men, is indirectly and admiration of the male phallus. Large male phalluses. There are no "tiny prick" men porn movies marketed towards heterosexual men. Ask what's his name... Ron Jeremy?

(Frankly, I think nearly all humans of both sexes are varying degrees of bisexual, and nearly all can be led to homosexuality or heterosexuality or led into swinging both ways. I think gender identity tends to be more die-cast than "sexual orientation." Albeit, I will admit there are a minority of men and women hard set in being gay or straight and it would be nearly impossible, but for God to change them. Also, from the science data things are counter-intuitive: a dramatically far greater percentage of males than females experiment with same sex sexual relations.)
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Boner test- gets boner looking at men= gay

gets boner looking at women= hetero

gets boner looking both men and women = bi

Simple :)
 
FastPace said:
Yeah, I think you are right in that it is usually not an actual sexual attraction to the same sex, but what I'm observing is not an abhorrence of physical, anatomical attributes of the male and "manliness." I think the attraction is more how we as males would generally like to see ourselves, or as you put it desired traits. And the other attraction I think is to the yin/yang of domination/submission. We want to see big penises (not tiny ones) dominating women. We want to see big arms, big muscles on men dominating scrawny men.

That's what this whole desire to crack the concrete when you walk is. Walking around with 22 inch chiseled guns as arms.


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Sun's out guns out!
 
Slingshot Bob said:
Boner test- gets boner looking at men= gay

gets boner looking at women= hetero

gets boner looking both men and women = bi

Simple :)
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Sorry, Bob, I feel your post is insensitive to folks with UBS (Uncontrollable Boner Syndrome). Please build this consideration into your analysis and repost. Thank you.

(lolz)
 
Slingshot Bob said:
Gets boner for no reason= UBS :)
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It does occur. That's what I was thinking of when I read your humorous post. Although, based in some truth it didn't take into account one can get erections for seemingly no reason at all and at the most inconvenient times too.
 
FastPace said:
It does occur. That's what I was thinking of when I read your humorous post. Although, based in some truth it didn't take into account one can get erections for seemingly no reason at all and at the most inconvenient times too.
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lol...yes, it's called high school...hehe
 
Wow, so much stereotype that could apply to several types.
 
Such a long list though. It would be a rare man who could avoid every point of identification, and there is enough there to provoke women who are actually men trapped in gorgeous feminine bodies and all that.

But geez. I had no idea my husband was gay. (Would come as a huge surprise to him too.)

Then too, I wonder how many among my gay friends would read that and think, oh no, there must be something wrong with me? I did forward it to one of my favorite people who happens to be gay and who is also a character. Can't wait to hear back. :)
 
Hopefully they don't put out a list for "Is your husband a gamer", else my wife may catch on.
 
This reminds me of American Dad's 'Lincoln Lover' episode's "How To Spot A Gay" routine:

 
If I had a husband, I wager he'd be pretty gay.
 
I changed every term "men" into "women" and realized that I might be heterosexual...
 
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