You made a serious post? I must have missed it.
The problem here calamity is that you have trivialised this, for reasons best known to yourself, and made yourself part of the problem rather than the solution.
On the one hand you appear to regret that you had not met a, 'woman who has issues' in your youth so that you could have gotten an easy lay with a hot woman and then expect us to believe that you are concerned with this? That is aside from the obvious double standard that you display when you appear to be ok with that because some teenage boys might have gotten off with an older woman but what about this as a starter...
'Naked Twister Dad Also Allegedly Took A Bubble Bath With Teens
New details are rolling in about Richard Lehnardt, the 35-year-old Georgia dad who allegedly hosted a drug and alcohol-fueled party for his teenage daughter’s underage friends, in which he engaged the teens in a game of naked Twister and had sex with his daughter’s girlfriends...
It’s hard to imagine how the story could get much crazier, but court papers from an emergency motion filed by Lehnardt’s estranged wife, Jane Lehnardt, a 37-year-old Iraq war veteran whom he filed for divorce from back in February, accuse the father of negligence of his five children. In addition to claims that Lehnardt left his children — whose ages range from 8 to 16 — alone while visiting his girlfriend (who herself is allegedly involved in heavy drug use), the infamous Twister party also allegedly involved a “multi-party bubble bath” involving teens, according to the Smoking Gun:'