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It's contagious and the normies are catching it.
PSA; Should your children be exposed to a gay it's imparative to follow these steps. For boys purchase sports jersey, American football is preferred but baseball and basket ball are acceptable though less effective. Soccer will only exacerbate the problem. Rountinely ask what color something is, if they tell you blue or greenish blue they are likely safe. If they say aquamarine have child asleep in football jersey. Ask your male child how he feels about the furniture in the room, if he says get rid of it and sit on bean bags your in the clear if he at all mentions feng shei or a throw pillow, the situation is dire. Replace football jerseys with hunting camouflage. In fact if he says the word fabulous at all it may be time to take a hunting trip. Just pray that this is during hunting season.
For girls...nobody cares sorry ladies.
Ok even I have to admit that was funny as crap.